gmtavares Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) EPSILONISM is a science as well as a religion, in fact, it's the only religion that's ALSO a science and the only science that's ALSO a religion, we are 100% committed to seeking and spreading the truth to the citizens of Los Santos. As everybody knows, the earth is 157 years old, as spoken in 1 of the 12 tenets of Kraff. The Epsilon Program believe that every 158 years the world is remade, and the souls that have been saved will have the choice to be reborn into the 10th paradigm or to move onto a new plane of existence whereas the unsaved ones will be eternally doomed. They believe we are currently in the 9th paradigm, led by Kraff the supreme. During the last several years the word of Kraff has not been preached since the last Leader abandoned Los Santos, and each paradigm only lasts 158 years, that gives The Epsilon Program merely a single year until the unsaved ones will burn in eternity and are forever doomed. One man rose to the challenge of saving as many souls as possible ... Jonathan Richards. A brave man who takes the burden of attempting to enlighten as many people as possible before Kraff brings the 10th paradigm. Alongside Prophet Mason Morrison and a bunch of new recruits, they will change the world and spread the word of Kraff, hailing KIFFLOM to every passerby they see and spreading the gospel of truth and knowledge. 1 - The world is 157 years old - FACT! 2 - Dinosaurs are a lie made up by people who doubt the truth - FACT! 3 - You ARE happy, you just don't know it yet - FACT! 4 - We all descend from the same tree in the 1st paradigm - FACT! 5 - Everyone is related to everybody else, except for those with red hair - FACT! 6 - Sperm does not actually exist, it's a lie spread by non-believers - FACT! 7 - Men should aim to lie with 9 new partners a week, women should aim for 6, except for the month of July when they must aim for 5 per day - FACT! 8 - Aliens exist and are present on earth, those with the sacred birthmark may be descendants of the emperor Kraff - FACT! 9 - Trees can talk, but only a few people can understand them - FACT! 10 - People who believe in a religion live much longer than atheists, they also have eternal life thrown in if it's Epsilonism - FACT! 11 - If you believe in Kraff and turn your hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM you will live in a happy life, otherwise you're doomed! - FACT! 12 - KIFFLOM! - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM! As a member of the Epsilon Program, I pledge to spread the good word of Kraff for the remaining years of the 9th paradigm. I am willing to pay to make the search go better and invest in the future of not only myself, but also the human race. KIFFLOM! More coming soon Edited September 2, 2020 by gmtavares 11 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ash Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) Prophet Mason Morrison Episode 1 Prophet Mason Morrison took the initial batch of recruits to the Epsilon Program building in Rockford Hills today, this resulted in one casualty but KIFFLOM saved their soul and MD saved their body after a long prayer.After this issue the group rushed to the hospital where they were pulled over by some police officers, one going by the name Steel. He required the Prophet Mason to conduct a breathalyzer test to ensure he was not under the influence but the only thing Prophet Mason was high on was the power of KIFFLOM! After preaching the word of Epsilonism to the officers of Los Santos Police Department, the group left to head to the pier to do some fishing and talk with the locals, some were very receptive of the words of wisdom and preaching the 12 Tenets of KIFFLOM, however some were extremely hostile and disliked seeing a new religion in the city. The nonbelievers will soon pay when the 10th Paradigm comes. ____________________________ From this point Thesis Dexter Jackson started to work on his recruiting technique using the perfectly tailored, tried and tested script created by Prophet Mason. He approached several people but he had the most success when finally he came across an Isabel Johnson whom he recruited outside of Mission Row PD when she gave Mason a call asking for help. Thesis Dexter had perfected his technique taught by Prophet Mason and recruited 1 new member to the Epsilon program. His reward, a $4,000 cut of the $9,999 fee new members are charged for the structured study program to learn the 12 Tenets of KIFFLOM and the 12 goals of Epsilonism. Today was a joyous day for the Prophet, Thesis Dexter, Thesis Spencer and Initiate Isabel Johnson. After taking her to the top of the Mount Chilead for us to get as close to KIFFLOM as we can, we said a prayer for the city and for Isabel for them all to welcome the teachings of KIFFLOM! The very long day ended by a group of people approaching us at the car garage to hear us preach the gospel of KIFFLOM and promising to us they would pass on Prophet Mason's contact details to their friends. ____________________________ Leaked photograph of the Epsilon Program approved dialogue (script) (Remember everything here is OOC and using this information IC is reportable) Edited September 2, 2020 by DrPathetic 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ash Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) Prophet Mason Morrison Episode 2 Prophet Mason Morrison finished his nightly commune with Kraff to be told he should head over to the Pier as there's someone wanting a baptism. Prophet Mason rushed down there and apparently the man had been paid for by his friend in the devil mask, 10x our usual charge for a baptism! This was wondrous news to the Prophet as this can be funneled back down to him. After the baptism the man in green and white took us to "Azteca" HQ, The Epsilon Program has no affiliation with any group in the city so we did not know what to expect and we were met with severe hostility and heavy weapons pointed at us for wearing denim trousers and our sky blue polo shirts. Luckily the (other) boys in blue showed up (LSPD) and scared them away. From this we moved on to recruiting across the city and amassed more followers, when taking them to the clothing store to get their sky blue polo shirts. We met even more new people there who were interested in hearing our 'truth'. Mr Oboobwe Kwananza approached us and was interested in finding more about what the religion and/or science is about. He took Prophet Mason's business card and should be interviewing the religion at a later date. Leaked photo of Prophet Mason's business card: Edited September 2, 2020 by DrPathetic 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzy Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) RESERVED Edited August 30, 2020 by itzy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzy Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) RESERVED Edited August 30, 2020 by itzy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bh28 Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 RESERVED 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WobblierDog15 Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Interesting. Good luck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yputi Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Is this reserved too? GL btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccy Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Interested to see how you take the GTA cult and add an original touch, good luck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yputi Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 I actually remember "The Epsilon Program" from long ago aswell Fun RP with them. Hope to see something similair! Here was their post if intrested https://forum.eclipse-rp.net/topic/7221-the-epsilon-program/?tab=comments#comment-32021 But all serious, hopefully this can be kept going for a long time. It's very funny to have such group around, as I kinda missed the old one! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyMayhem Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Was fun to come across you guys today....you smelt good :3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacoface173 Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Isabel Johnson was wondering around the BIG losantos and ran into brother Mason and gave him a call to meet up at PD. Brother Dexter gave me the information to being a Kifflom follower after Isabel got sorted out she when on a long journey with the Brother Spencer Dexter and Mason they drove around the city telling people about the great Kifflom 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubblezDaFish Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 I need to join this lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brody_burns Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Love to see unique rp. the interactions my group have had with you so far have been good. Good luck and keep it up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doan Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Makes for very interesting and unique RP on the server. Nothing quite like it, keep it up! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bh28 Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Interesting. Good luck. Is this reserved too? GL btw Interested to see how you take the GTA cult and add an original touch, good luck! Was fun to come across you guys today....you smelt good :3 Finally a cult in Eclipse! I'm excited to see how this goes Love to see unique rp. the interactions my group have had with you so far have been good. Good luck and keep it up. Fuckin' love interacting with you guys. Three times I've bumped into you now on a span twenty-four hours. Makes for very interesting and unique RP on the server. Nothing quite like it, keep it up! Thank you all for the kind words! May Kraff be with you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z0thian Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) Prophet Maddison Parrish - Day 1: Maddison Parrish had dedicated four years of her life to the Epsilon Program, even giving up her chance to become a professor in a University teaching Religon studies to younger minds. Being only Twenty-Three herself Maddison is one of the youngest Prophets to be enlightened in the program, and one of the top recruiters to the teachings of Kraff. The day started off well for Sister Maddison and Sister Isabel, whom managed to get a job in the Down Town Cab Co, as trainee taxi drivers. Many of the other followers also got their interviews done that day too, and became full trainees under the taxi company. They were told they were unable to preach their religion while on their job, but you can bet that the word of Kraff shall not go silent, and Kifflon always finds a way! Later while attempting to puchase a vehicle, Sister Maddison, Sister Isabel and Brother Mason all met a lovely man who went by the name of "Xoza". Maddison tried her best to use the holy script to recruit the man, and though he seemed interested in the program he wasn't willing to join just yet. Maddison stalled him enough to get the whole family down to the dealership so that their Prophet could spread the word, however, still unsuccessful in recruiting him. Maddison left him her card and told him if he was interested in saving his soul, he should contact her; then the family left to spread the good word to others more who are willing to be saved. The team then found a man named Jake Ryan who told them he was the owner of a loan company and he was willing to donate a large sum of one million dollars. The whole Epsilon family was amazed, however, they were sceptical, untill Mr Ryan took them to his large mansion and allowed them to perform a baptism in his pool. After Prophet Mason blessed the waters, they all held a ceremony to bless their brother Dexter Jackson, and then, he was allowed to walk the thousand steps to get his Epsilon tattoo. Edited September 2, 2020 by Z0thian 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris giggs Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 kifflom! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWonanother Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Praise Kifflom! Looking good, can't wait to see what you guys come up with! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frewer Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Praise Kifflom! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzy. Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Good luck with this, strange things be happening in Los Santos! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 Prophet Mason Morrison Episode 3 Prophet Mason Morrison took a ride up the elevator of tinsel towers to admire the view of the glorious, majestic, and giant Epsilon Program building. Wondering what happened to the deed of the property once the previous Prophet vanished from Los Santos. "Maybe one day I will be able to purchase it from the government so my followers have a home" he thinks to himself. __________________________ The Prophet awoke to the sounds of screaming from one of his followers, it had turned out some low-life criminal had threatened and stabbed one of the members of The Epsilon Program. However this criminal did not get very far as after he had robbed Sister Maddison, he made it away. The brothers and sisters called the LSPD and gave a description of the man, who, for some bizarre reason, chose to return to the Epsilon building. LSPD were still on scene talking to us when he arrived and was detained. It appeared he had cleaned his knife to hide any evidence, but being the basic criminal he is, the man kept the stolen items on him. One of these items was a radio that was on our Kifflom FM™ frequency. This was enough evidence for LSPD to send the criminal on his way to the Department Of Corrections . __________________________ As a bunch of The Epsilon Program decided to get jobs at Downtown Cab Co (as everybody knows, knowledge is not free), they began to face persecution from the other employees there and as they had already been harassed and persecuted by LSC and other government agencies, they decided to take this up to the Human Resources department as some employees had been making false accusations such as "I saw them sacrifice people, and they do prostitution" which are both completely baseless accusations as the religious group do nothing of the sort! This resulted in a staff meeting where the Human Resources department, to the surprise of Prophet Mason, backed them up and said as long as the religion does not spread their knowledge on duty then other employees should not act so hostile. Overall this made the religion feel more welcomed into the job and gave them more people they can feel closer to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmtavares Posted September 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 Praise Kifflom! Looking good, can't wait to see what you guys come up with! Good luck with this, strange things be happening in Los Santos! Thanks for the support, guys! Kifflom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...