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You know what? Fuck it I volunteer to be the 3rd party investigator..

this mf speakin facts

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Normally all I do is shitpost on the forums and joke around. Due to this comment, i'll get serious for a bit. Your statement here that I quoted is the biggest false narrative I've ever heard. Any time an interaction with ANYONE does not go someone's way it goes to "SAVE POV FOR.. <insert rule here>." If what you're saying is true, the amount of forum reports would be minimal, but no. Attachment to assets, winning conflict over forum reports and attempting to get opposition banned is easier for players than taking an L on an RP server. Before anyone argues "but i lose so much when I get arrested". This statement is irrelevant because someone interested in playing a character does not give a fuck about the monetary value of assets. Someone here to create RP experiences shouldn't be grinding for assets. If you're playing a gangster character that flexes and strongarms everyone and one of your enemies runs up and just blasts you while you're sitting in your car doing nothing and your first instinct is "SAVE POV FOR DEATHMATCH", then sorry to say you're playing an RP game wrong.

As a good british friend of mine that has a brother that is banned from the community would say: Internal Affairs can lick my knob!!!

We need to take LSPD and move their jurisdiction to Cayo Perico and have them based there. Then have Los Santos patrolled by the citizens as a well regulated militia. SD can stay in the county (they kinda mid).

Ayo fuck that guy!!! Cyrus Carver is a douche!!

Yo my name lacarpetron dookmarriot but people call me dook played for the nfl...

Yeah.. you could say im an NGRP veteran myself..

ill buy your whole inventory, 150k, some lint and a button that fell off one of my shirts

I can tell some were jokes, I can tell some people are seething through their teeth though. It just depends on the person and you can tell which one is which. We good though you're one of the good ones

i was climbing up mountains in that bad boy yesterday wym

force first person perspective when aiming inside a vehicle allow driver to shoot out of vehicle (with the same limitation as above)

I as well could not care less about going off road, I just think (and have always thought) the off-road rule is stupid. All GTA vehicles have off-road handling flags and can be modified to perform better/worse based on terrain. The off-road rule was originally thought of and intended to stop mfs from going up mountains. Now somehow over time, we've misconstrued it to off-roading in general. Same way I disagree with RP that needs to be proven with a /time and a /me. It just provides zero to an RP scenario when you have to stop, pause and go into /b to explain shit. Lets not turn this into a circle-jerk fest about the STX considering it wasnt a problem before when civilians and gang members had it. Now I hear whispers through the grapevine about mfs crying to try to get drive-bys removed in certain vehicles. Servers gone soft, players gone soft.

yall mad asf about pd getting a car thats dirt cheap available for anyone to buy off dealerships

Removing the alarm that happens AFTER the robbery is done is the laziest fix to it. You propose that because the automatic alarm goes off it makes it hard to rob the next store. Why do you WANT to chain rob. Do you not think that someone chain robbing stores over and over will meet the attention of the law? I think store robberies are fine the way they are, entry level content for new criminals to enjoy. Just because something might be dead content to YOU does not mean that its dead content for everyone else.

Exactly, so why would a store owner that just got robbed NOT hit the alarm??

Why on earth wouldn't the store owner that just got robbed for his entire profit of the night /NOT/ hit an alarm? Its like yall mfs want the an easy mode option on everything damn

You gained speed for looking at the ground because you get more FPS looking down at the ground because everything around you doesnt have to load in. If you didnt realize, buildings and objects only load in when you're looking at them. Every car is based on FPS. Its not just a small difference either, the more FPS you have the faster you move, accelerate and even turn/brake.

You DO realize this is supposed to be a server based around the concept of roleplay right? Not an MMO? Might as well start nerfing and buffing cars depending on their usage and popularity as well.

I feel like this suggestion is pretty simple, once you reach three felonies you should be permanently incarcerated inside DOC and be forced to roleplay as a life-time inmate until broken out through approved means. This helps promote realism and allows repeat offenders to finally roleplay a character properly that is a habitual offender and will mimic the California three-strike law. Now I don't want to turn this into a "PD vs Crim" thread, just simply debating why we push for so much realism for one side of the spectrum but not to the other side of the spectrum.