Hilbert Posted October 28, 2019 Report Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) I, Karen White, am important member of society and such a good tax payer. Putting me in prison has affected the economy of Los Santos because I can't pay taxes in prison. This has resulted in government workers getting less salary since I can't pay taxes. That is why I should be released from prison and also get personal apology from the detective who falsely arrested me. I will also be demanding refund of the fines I paid. Sincerely, Karen White (this message was written using electrical device stolen... I mean "Borrowed" from prison guard) Edited October 28, 2019 by Hilbert 5
Hilbert Posted October 28, 2019 Author Report Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) Rude. I'll place you in my kill list. (It was a joke) Edited December 11, 2019 by Hilbert 1 1
Jimmy Pegorino Posted October 28, 2019 Report Posted October 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Emulsify said: Definitely not. I'll agree definitely not allowed sorry
GiorgosK Posted October 28, 2019 Report Posted October 28, 2019 as long as she rides on the trunk of the vehicles we are good 1
Xoza Posted October 29, 2019 Report Posted October 29, 2019 Greetings Karen, please confirm your mobile number for our records and we'll look into this false imprisonment for you. 1
Xypint Posted October 29, 2019 Report Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Xoza said: Greetings Karen, please confirm your mobile number for our records and we'll look into this false imprisonment for you. Dont fall for it karen! He just wants to place a charge for criminal threats
Hilbert Posted October 29, 2019 Author Report Posted October 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Xoza said: Greetings Karen, please confirm your mobile number for our records and we'll look into this false imprisonment for you. Why don't you come and visit me duh
Xoza Posted October 30, 2019 Report Posted October 30, 2019 16 hours ago, Hilbert said: Why don't you come and visit me duh Will do, where would you like to meet?
Hilbert Posted October 30, 2019 Author Report Posted October 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Xoza said: Will do, where would you like to meet? Is prison ok? 1
MrSplashy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Posted October 30, 2019 Karen, Karen. You're still the same as I remember. Do you still ride that Warrener? -James Pendragon your lovely ex-husband/boyfriend/friend/friend with benefits/etc
Tomvd682 Posted October 30, 2019 Report Posted October 30, 2019 Can we just keep you in there for ever? 3
Xoza Posted October 30, 2019 Report Posted October 30, 2019 12 hours ago, Hilbert said: Is prison ok? Great, let's make an appointment!
Hilbert Posted October 31, 2019 Author Report Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) 16 hours ago, MrSplashy said: Karen, Karen. You're still the same as I remember. Do you still ride that Warrener? -James Pendragon your lovely ex-husband/boyfriend/friend/friend with benefits/etc James, I have no fucking clue who you are and I have never driven a Warrener. I have standards, although they are very low. (btw were you that guy who sold me heroin?) Edited October 31, 2019 by Hilbert
MrSplashy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Posted October 31, 2019 10 hours ago, Hilbert said: James, I have no fucking clue who you are and I have never driven a Warrener. I have standards, although they are very low. (btw were you that guy who sold me heroin?) You can never lie to me Karen! I know you! (No, I was with you during your lovely vacation on Bolingbroke. I think I gave you meth then).
Hilbert Posted October 31, 2019 Author Report Posted October 31, 2019 43 minutes ago, MrSplashy said: You can never lie to me Karen! I know you! (No, I was with you during your lovely vacation on Bolingbroke. I think I gave you meth then). I have never driven a Warrener and I am 100% sure of it, I have only stolen one. Or bit more than one. But you get the point (btw you still sell meth?)
MrSplashy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Posted October 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, Hilbert said: I have never driven a Warrener and I am 100% sure of it, I have only stolen one. Or bit more than one. But you get the point (btw you still sell meth?) Then I am correct and thus must reward me what I have always wanted. (No, I do not I am law abiding citizen.)
Hilbert Posted November 1, 2019 Author Report Posted November 1, 2019 13 hours ago, MrSplashy said: Then I am correct and thus must reward me what I have always wanted. (No, I do not I am law abiding citizen.) That is very childish thing to say. (bitch stop lying and give me meth)
MrSplashy Posted November 1, 2019 Report Posted November 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, Hilbert said: That is very childish thing to say. (bitch stop lying and give me meth) You're the one who is childish, my love. Now, go to bed and put on your negligee. (If I have time. Soon, I'll have my contacts back soon.)
Hilbert Posted November 1, 2019 Author Report Posted November 1, 2019 3 hours ago, MrSplashy said: You're the one who is childish, my love. Now, go to bed and put on your negligee. (If I have time. Soon, I'll have my contacts back soon.) i don't need to listen to you if i'm in jail (do i need to pay for the meth, i got no money)
Jbacon Posted November 1, 2019 Report Posted November 1, 2019 James Pendragon, the Los Santos Police Department would gladly assist you in reconnecting with your spouse, whilst also reducing the narcotics on the streets.
MrSplashy Posted November 1, 2019 Report Posted November 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Jbacon said: James Pendragon, the Los Santos Police Department would gladly assist you in reconnecting with your spouse, whilst also reducing the narcotics on the streets. This is just some banter between Ms. Karen White over here, Officer. What we talking about is the stuff that the body releases once you come into a enlightenment during meditation on the bed with the wife.
Hilbert Posted December 11, 2019 Author Report Posted December 11, 2019 Dear Mr. @Flucifial, I'm sorry for telling that I will place you on my kill list. It was a joke, can you please tell cops to stop harassing me now?
Flucifial Posted December 11, 2019 Report Posted December 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hilbert said: Dear Mr. @Flucifial, I'm sorry for telling that I will place you on my kill list. It was a joke, can you please tell cops to stop harassing me now? I got nothing to do with the cops, what they do is their business.
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