Kazjii

happy birthday worst friend @Aieos

Recently, the Bathsheba family has taken on more opportunities within the city and many more followers. We as a family has grown by a dozen members, all who have put their faith towards our Lord Flarg. With the additions to our family, we have also grabbed more additions to all of our rap sheets. From failure to pay expired tickets to attempted prison break and kidnapping of a government official, we have grown mentally and physically with these new-founded activities. While we keep our priority on spreading the belief of Flarg, we also have kept our belief of the piece of grime, Boofa. We have attained this goal by our new addition of a mobile church where we can bring the chapel to the people and not the people to the chapel. We have received an overwhelming positive review of this new addition to our family and we are grateful for the ability to show everyone who desires to learn more a fast and easy drive thru experience. The Mobile Church On a crisp morning, the following Bathsheba members: Scoobie Bathsheba, Nikoli Franswa Bathsheba, Cloonz Bathsheba, Cleevus Bathsheba and Timowthy Bathsheba - were on the hunt for fresh cash. They sat out in front of the Grapeseed Store for around 5 minutes to scout the area and then further decided to pull the trigger and robbed the poor man working the store. A few minutes into the robbery, a black Rapid GT stopped by and stole of weapons from us but then forgot to take our packed money, as unexperienced silly criminals do. We immediately then panicked and decided to drive off until we found the Rapid GT following to take its packed money they forgot from the robbery scene. Since we had multiple Flarg Communication Vehicles, we split up to confuse the silly criminals. While Scoobie was able to get away from the scene, he called the Sheriffs Department and told the Rapid GT had heavy weapons and were the ones who robbed the store - as SD believed Scoobie, they chased the Rapid GT. What the Bathsheba Family did not know was that there was a PD Cadet at the station watching cameras and created a bolo for the Bathsheba family since he watched them commit the crime. The picture of the Bathshebas while robbing the store can be found below. After leaving the scene and cashing in the abundant 3k from the store, SD and PD rolled up and arrested 3/4 of the Bathsheba members for armed robbery. They did not capture Nikoli due to his great bush hiding skills. The Bathshebas were having a nice mobile church gathering at the Bayview mechanic shop. When having a rather warm conversation with Sheriff Payne, the Bathshebas swarmed the Kamacho he was in and from what I can assume, scared him. He then gassed the car and injured one of our Trusted Prophets, Ronnie Bathsheba and ended up hurting him. Ronnie stated that his "arm had a boo boo". The Bathsheba surrounded Ronnie and began to pray over him and defended him with our mobile church and communicators. The Sheriffs Department rolled up and started to make us feel rather uncomfortable. This is when SD started to push on their sirens and told us to leave. The Bathshebas were able to lure two deputies into the mobile church in which one of our new missionaries jumped into the driver seat and ran with the two deputies. As you could expect, the Sheriffs Department did not like this and pursued them. While as the scene, Cloonz and Scoobie grabbed a SD BF400 and a communicator and dipped. Some time has passed and one of our Bathshebas stole a SD Kamacho - in which we directed him to lead the single chasing unit to Lumberyard where we would set up an ambush. As soon as the car rolls up, we get the officer out at gunpoint and take his radio and equipment and drove off the grid to show the law who really controls the land, Flarg. To end the night, we tied him up at the humane labs to the kamacho and made an escape out with the Mobile Church. To conclude, lock your cruisers and dont mess with flarg. bye ronnie (streamable.com) Ronnie Bathsheba https://i.imgur.com/oblXvIE.mp4 Ronnie Bathsheba has been a devout follower of Flarg since the very beginning. Ronnie has never showed any doubt in his ability to teach others about Flarg and never hesitates to help the family in daily operations. Ronnie besides for building his relationship with Flarg has also been learning a lot from Wizard Prophet Scoobie Bathsheba, his older brother. Scoobie will teach him how to make macaroni art and how to spell out bigger words such as his own last name or "piggy", referring to elite cops of course. Ronnie has never failed to be respectful when time asks for it and is a community favorite. Recently after being charged with felony evading and kidnapping, the DOC did a psych evaluation on Ronnie. Results will be posted below. Ronnie, for winning Bathsheba of the month will receive extra communion substances and a free tank of gas for his communicator. Thank you Ronnie for everything you do! (May need to download and maximize to read ) On a personal note, we have had so much fun creating little scenarios and enjoy when others pitch in and create more rp with us. Thanks for the great rp so far, so much more to come. And also remeber, all information is not to be used ICly : ).

+1... When I ran a crim character, the absolute best thing was to run labs. Having public labs with free materials that auto respawn doesn't only provide new players who desire to have crim RP rather than legal with illegal rp, BUT also provide more RP to crims. Criminal RP as it stands is a clap fest with who has the nicest guns, it would be nice to see a change of pace where gangs tax labs. ADDITIONALY, as a player in SD, the RP opportunities in the county are very limited with no activity to be had. Having the ability to have labs and running operations on known labs would be great for SD and crims.

love coming in time to time to read over your stories and threads. keep it up!

Big plus one for more government RP; however the XP requirement should be much higher. ~150k-250k minimum

Young Scoobie ventured out onto his own by the age of fourteen due to some rather violent home life as the hands of his mother, Loraine Delteroid. His mother would grow tired of Scoobie's ever growing marvel interest in astrology which would become the spawn of Scoobies time. This would create the pit of anger in Scoobie's mother due the negligence of daily chores going unfinished and animals going unfed for the night. This would cause many domestic violence cases within the Delteroid home with Scoobie often seeing his mother in the backs of police cruisers and bruises painted on his face and arms. Anytime you would wonder where Scoobie would be, you can count on him being in the treehouse in ole' suburban Michigan where he would gaze at the night sky with a nearly broken telescope he found in the back of the foodmart one night. Scoobie found the stars alignment and general enormity of the universe in particular interesting which would fuel his future endeavors. Scoobie would find himself dabbling into crime around the age of fifteen, shortly after he ran away from home. He would find himself stealing magazines and knives from gas stations and was even caught trying to steal a gun from a gun store to protect himself against the ruthless identities on the streets. After finishing his first juvee sentence at the age of sixteen (as a result from the robbery of the gun store), young Scoobie would hitchhike miles upon miles to reach the city of Fresno, California. In California, Scoobie would meet a few friends and would remain low to any police notoriety until the age of 21. At the age of 21, Scoobie has started his experiments into hard core drugs such as crystal meth, crack, and LSD. Out of these main go-to's, crack was the one Scoobie found the most intense and fulfilling. The cops in Fresno would start to know Scoobie by name and would attempt to book the young troubled man into dozens of rehabilitation facilities before throwing in the fork and pressing criminal charges. Scoobie was such a charismatic man that he would evade prison and jail time by using his sweet southern accent on the cop making them believe that he indeed wants help; however, Scoobie being stubborn and knowing crack being the only escape from reality, he would just lie to the officers into giving him the benefit of the doubt. Scoobie one night attempts to take a large dose of crack with a friend of his, Shag. The substance that they have received was from a new dealer in town and neither Scoobie or Shag was familiar with the new dealer. As both of them being substance abusers, this did not phase them. As both of them draw up a dose to smoke, the room becomes vibrant with colors and saturated with sounds. Little did they know, the new dealer in town has spiked the crack with high amounts of pure acid. Scoobie asks Shag, "bro this stuff is loud" and would continue to cough while he would start seeing animals appear from the night sky. All of a sudden, his once childhood hobby came back as he starts to analyze the night sky. Shag reaches over to say to Scoobie, "Scoobie! He's talking to me, he wants us to be his prophets!". Both of the lost addicts are seeing the same entity in result of the acid giving them hardcore illusions. Both men would see a large alien-like creature that has named himself Flarg. This illusive man in the sky that claims to be Flarg starts to discuss a new world order that he has in mind and would like for Scoobie and Shag to be the honorable "Wizard Prophets" in which they will be tasked to convert non-believers to the faith of Flargism. Both Shag and Scoobie accept the offer since both of them have nearly nothing else to lose. Flarg claims that both men will have to legally change their last name to Bathsheba in honor of Flargs sister who is queen of the meteor "Hail Bob 97" which would be the resting place for Flarg. While Shag and Scoobie wake up from their bad trip and still having the immersive Flarg on their mind, they start the process of legally changing their last name. With time, both would be renamed to Scoobie Bathsheba and Shag Bathsheba and in which they start their journey to recruit members into the new faith. They will then start to build their beliefs and member base to make their almighty "drug god" happy. Scoobie would one day mention the new possibilities in Los Santos, a bustling city for the working man. Scoobie thinks that this new place would be a great location for the religion that they have been trusted with to build up. After not only seeking out possible day jobs, they also look for possible drug dealers in the town so they wont have to worry about getting supplies for the Church of Flargs Communion, which is when all members of the church take a quarter gram of crack to feel enlightened when they speak to Flarg. The two young men take on the city with only one goal in mind, to expand the religion of Flargism and to grow out the population of the Bathsheba family.

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A community cornerstone, longevity in their fight for spreading religious motive. A wise man once said, "If you fall six times, get up seven" - a common factor in the life of a Bathsheba. Under constant scrutiny, mere judgement of the surface and not of their hearts. This family is special and this family means well. Scoobie and Shag, daunted and confused by the negotiations of life fall into a well of addiction when they began to abuse various substances while they both lived in North Dakota. Scoobie was in the midst of being onboarded to NASA's astronaut training program where he would fulfill his life-long dreams to set foot in the ISS and possibly the moon while Shag was 12 credit hours away from an Aerospace Engineering Degree. With an addiction strung on dependency and shut-out mentalities, they would both lose the positions they had lined up. Worried and lost, they would experiment with psychedelics as an attempt to find a deeper meaning in life. One night, Scoobie and Shag sat on a hill in Jebazoonah, North Dakota consuming 5 times the amount of acid that is recommended. As they sat upon that hill, a voice and figure would appear in the night sky. A conversation began between the 2 on the hill and the man in the sky. The man would introduce himself as Flarg, the conquerer of Hailbob67. Flarg would continue to explain to Scoobie and Shag that Hailbob was the afterlife for all believers of Flarg. Scoobie and Shag inquire as to what believers of Flarg stand for and what they believe in. Flarg would go off on the list and mention that they are missionaries on the Earth Planetary Solar Form (EPSF) and reel in new believers so that one day, the religion of Flarg would be the dominant religion. Once every person on Earth is a believer and prays at the same time. Flarg will consume Earth and merge it to the heavenly cosmos of Hailbob67. After consideration, Scoobie and Shag would agree to this mission, agreeing to its terms and conditions. The day after this religious encounter, Scoobie and Shag began to brainstorm how they could most optimally attack this mission. They landed on a busting city on the West Coast, Los Santos. A place with no dominant religion and labeled as America's "Trashiest Mixing Pot" - catching the name with the immense diversity of crime, legal battles, high poverty rate, and increasing gang violence. This is where Scoobie and Shag think that the initiative will grow best. A) Convert all citizens of Los Santos to believers of Flarg B) Become a state-recognized organization C) Support Mason Bathsheba in his employment at the University of Los Santos and works towards him becoming a professor C.1) Support Scoobie in completing his Felony Reformation Program to then be hired at the University as a librarian C.2) Support Coin to get his Associates degree to make him better at English and History C.3) Support Ronnie in getting a contract at the University to have a preschool on the college campus D) Reach and maintain $5,000,000 in church treasury for business operations and to fund community projects for others via charity donations E) Purchase and operate a 3rd preschool campus for Ronnie E.1) Purchase and operate a small pharmacy for Scoobie to work with MD and fill prescriptions E.2) Purchase and operate a dance club and/or studio to host small-to-medium events E.4) Purchase and operate a small mental health and rehabilitation center for recovering addicts and people seeking therapy F) Remain neutral with every and all groups to ensure community projects are maintained under respect and appreciation. F.1) Continue to build relations with new groups around the city and invite them to future events. Must have 50k xp in total across all characters Absolutely zero tolerance for OOC toxicity We are looking for unique quality characters Our RP is unique community-centered lore-building. With this, we put a lot of emphasis on flexible RP to best suit players with an equal opportunity to RP with us. We have a firm stance on creating valid and appropriate relationships while not creating conflict off "troll" instigations. Since we are a faction that is very dependent on explaining and building our lore, we expect all characters that join the faction to have an extensive background story made and ready to be shared. Along with this, characters must be unique and catered to fitting the Bathsheba lore of being abnormal. All members are held to a very high standard of following server rules. While our RP is made and intended to be chaotic and fun, members are expected to fulfill those faction goals by remaining within the lines of server rules. All players from all walks of RP are welcomed to: RP with us on their main, join our faction discord to be updated on thread and media posts, and make a character to join the faction.

She will recieve credits if you use her referral code when making an account. You must reach 5k xp before she gets the credits.

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of course brother

and might I mention the best ghost hunter on staff team

never too late to simp for our god @DailyRPG

-1, I feel this can be handled in a different way than taking away new player tags after 6 hours of gameplay (1k xp). As someone who rps with a large amount of new players, the tag lets me know how patient I should be with them. Its bad enough that players with 4k xp don't know simple /do and /me commands. The 5k xp barrier allows for time to learn the server while also letting everyone else know that they are learning. Again, I feel like this issue can be handled in a better way.

brother @Philoop

Don't listen to him dad, he's just mad he didn't grow up playing monkey ball with his OWN dad @Aieos

And im his son

@IAmTurtleI'm sorry but you have been denied. If you feel this decision has been unfair or unjust, please refer it to the decision appeals where we can further help you there! SIMPSIMP

Ill start off by saying aieos is the bestest WoW player ever @Aieos

Ive posted on another one of your posts, please look at your notifications regarding how to make a decision appeal.

@jason didnt want to tell you when we were playing among us but you sus af - cute friend kjazjii

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Hi there @Bananajonezjr - if this still needs taking care of, please make a ban/decision appeal here ( https://forum.eclipse-rp.net/forum/3-decision-appeals/ ) using the format found below. Thank you!