Kazjii

Welcome to the city Neo. Hope to see you around.

Post are always a great read. Keep up the good work friend

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Contents: Milton’s First Sentence The new Sheriff in town The LSMC Gangbangers The new roadblock The Bussin’ Busses Mason gets bullied and reports a crime Cletus’ Trading Co. Lugnut's Medical Degree Flargs night out in the city Flarg’s Statistics It was a lovely sunny evening in the city of Los Santos. Milton was riding around in his communicator when he heard a foreign voice on the radio. He would soon discover this person to be Fred Bathsheba. The two Bathshebas ended up meeting on a busy street where they became bored out of their minds. However, Fred came up with a genius plan to rob a store. Milton quickly agreed and they got to work on a plan. Upon arriving at a clothing store, they picked out some outfits to hide their identity. Milton opted for a glowing pink suit accompanied with a pink anime mask and his usual skirt. Fred went with a casual black shirt and jeans along with a black party mask. The two were then set to rob the Chumash Store. Upon arrival, they set up their communicators in the most optimal way to evade from any boofas. Next, Fred disabled the boofa’s technology to make sure no boofas were watching them commit the act.. Finally, they got to robbing the store. Fred held the gun while Milton took the cash. The most perfect plan where nothing could go wrong. Milton decided they had collected enough money and decided to leave the store when the perfect plan went wrong. A boofa was right outside the store, waiting for the two Bathshebas to leave. Unfortunately, Fred was held at gunpoint by the boofa, but Milton quickly got in his communicator and drove off. Milton’s communicator was speeding down the streets of Los Santos as the boofas tried to catch him. It was going well until Milton looked at his fuel. Milton soon ran out of fuel and made a run for it. Unfortunately, he was tased and arrested. The boofas mocked Milton, but he made sure to let them know that they will be eliminated! Milton and Fred were soon reunited at the DOC where they began their lengthy sentences. However, Fred once again came up with a genius plan. He said that they should do psych evaluation. Milton swiftly agreed to Fred’s plan. A guard named Kourtney with a K took them to a room where she asked Fred and Milton many questions. Milton was very focused on doing well on the evaluation, so he answered the best he can. Soon the evaluation was done and Milton went back to serving his time. Milton ended up passing his evaluation! The Bathshebas have always been known for their ecstatic take on crime. As criminals themselves, they find crime therapeutic and relaxing. For this, the Bathshebas have been sitting at the Sandy Station Sheriffs Department in an attempt to scare the Sheriffs Department. Their actual goal is for a potential SD disband so they can take over being the Alpha law enforcement to continue their desires of cooking drugs. The Bathsheba family definitely has the force to become the next big law enforcement figure, the only thing turning them off is the pre-school. Running two large corporate entities would prove to be very hard and time consuming. The children matter more than being elite scums. While the Bathshebas were on their way to steal yet another air compressor from Bayview, the Bathsheba Family ran into the LSMC gangbangers. These specimens were nice enough to welcome the family to their small penthouse gathering where we talked about business and their hot tub. Yes, we admit, the entirety of the Bathsheba Family was on crack during the experience, we still valued the time we had with the gang people. During the interaction, Cletus tried bargaining with head gang members Ava Raven and her mistress Matthew Burns on buying their HQ for the shown above assets. The offer was kindly rejected and said she would like to see some more wood. I guess Matthew’s wood is impressive for the offer of this magnitude to be rejected. The Bathshebas pretended they weren't offended but they still hold a grudge towards the two. Ava and Matthew, our offer of 3 logs and 2 branches still stands. After the trade settlement was rejected we were asking about their gang in which they kept claiming “we are legal” which is something that we don't believe. No one named Ava is ever legal (take Ava Xanny for instance). I to this day believe they are gangbangers protecting their turf disguised as biker people in bandannas. I don't trust them but I like their style. They want to go to church so we will see if they exchange that bandana for a du rag if they get comfortable enough with us. After the families multiple instances with the police, the family has come up with some of their own tactics that they plan to use in future instances. The family has already gone through the testing phase in two cases. Flarg of Death In this case, the enemy was chasing us and was yelling direct threats at the family. Scoobie then yells on the radio for the family to do the “1-2 Rubber Goosey” which is the tactic the family came up with to intimidate their prey. It worked and the man continued to do his job without messing with us. He learned his lesson and our day went about. Flarg Stoppers This certain case was to stop the almighty Boofa from buying a gun to kill us all. This notorious scum Boofa impersonator is known for being trouble. We have kidnapped one of his friends in the past and he now knows the Bathsheba family is a force to reckon with. This man is now scared of every move he makes because he knows our guns are cooler and better. Stay away Vince, we won this war. To the commissioners: We will sue, do not test me. The family has come to terms with Sheriff Bathshebas deadbeat dad, Pierce Hardy, and have come to the decision to start working poor-people jobs in order to pay for the necessities of having the child. Again, Pierce Hardy, your quality of living situations where you are needed never disappoint me. I cannot wait to see you in the city to yell and slander you about your poor commitment issues. Anyways, the family took out around 12 busses and began doing the normal route in Paleto to get some extra money. The family surprisingly did not suffer any hate from the police and was able to raise $73k for the young Sheriff Bathsheba. We are glad to say that he will be fed and clothed for 6 months due to this trip. While on their trip, the family did stop by and say hello to Scoobie's DOC crush, Like Kourtney with a K. She came out and said hi. More importantly, Bartholomew was released from prison as soon as we pulled up so he was able to join us in the Bus route as well. To say the least, the driving was calming to Scoobie's nerves since he had the whole family together. Whilst finishing up his bus route for his new job, Mason started being accosted by several people who started to make fun of his protection armor and communicator hat. Now, everyone knows that the Bathsheba family always dress appropriately and sensibly so these people must have been sent from Boofa to test Mason once again. He tried to give them fashion advice and explain that the reason he wears flippers is in case it rains (pictured below) and the reason he wears his protective armor is in case he gets in a fight. When explaining his communicator hat however, one of the filthy boofa supporters grabbed Mason’s communicator hat and crumpled it up, destroying it Mason was not strong enough to try and fight 5 people even with his protective gear on, so instead he ran off crying to the Los Santos Sheriff's Department where he was met by an extremely useful deputy willing to help. He got all the relevant information of the heinous crime and promised to catch the individual. Mason lingered around Paleto Bay for the rest of the day and kept running into the deputy asking him “did you catch him yet?” pretty much every 5 minutes. The communicator hat was never retrieved, lucky Mason carries 10 around with him in his briefcase at any given time. The notorious communicator hat thief and bullies are still terrorizing innocent citizens on the streets to this day. Our very own entrepreneur, Cletus Bathsheba, has started his very own business where he buys items with logs that he has found in the forest. Cletus started this journey to be more financially dependent. For a log (haha get it) time now, Cletus has been smooching off Scoobie's preschool funds, Scoobie suggested Cletus to get a real job instead of collecting welfare and other peoples money. Cletus watched a few Youtube videos about starting your own company, in which he did. Cletus has yet to make any deals but he is definitely looking for offers and business deals. Cletus is trading his logs for voided charges, houses, AK-47s, and enchantment powder. Cletus tried getting Scoobie's charges marked off. The family has finally gotten the ability to claim that on of their very own is now a doctor. Lugnut Bathsheba was accepted into the School of BLS where he will be able to help us if we get injured! To say the least, we are so very proud of our not so little nut. Lugnut, make us proud and get that degree! Criminals can be doctors too! The family found themselves at LSC (in which they have been banned for life for multiple theft attempts and disrupting the peace) - all of a sudden, Scoobie gets a text on his phone stating that Club Corruption was hosting an XXX Night. The family naturally made their way to the club where they waited in the god awful line. Scoobie thought of this occasion as a family bonding moment which prompted him to take money out of the Preschool fund to pay for everyone's admission. The total for all 12 Bathshebas and their pet coyote was $39,000, a small price to pay for bonding. As soon as Scoobie entered the sex prism, he was unaware of his surroundings and decided to take a quick video for their online scrapbook of the dancers at the entrance. Scoobie was told nearly immediately the next time he tries to video, he will be kicked out. Scoobie stopped due to him wanting to bond with his family. The night was crazy and new for the family. They have never been in such a serious environment before. The exotic dancing, the alcohol, the “tee taws” (code word for boobs), and the music were all factors that made the family feel… free. Every male member (besides for Bartholomew… maybe he’s gay?) was up and down the room checking out all the females showing off their trunk and tee taws. There was dancer in particular that gained the attention of everyone, her name to the Bathshebas was Kitty Kat Meow Meow. After multiple attempts in getting a private dance, the family scored one with Kitty Kat for only $10,000. What happens next makes Scoobie a proud Wizard Prophet. Kitty Kat takes the family into a small room for a private session where she then dances her usual routine. It wasn't until Shag’s pet coyote got on the small dancing stage when Kitty Kat got off and started doing 1 on 1 dances. She picked Milton first for a private dance (Scoobie calls Milton his retarded crack baby) in which she had him hold her waist. This to Scoobie and Shag was a shock, who knew Milton would ever get the attention from a woman? The dance eventually finished and it was our time to go. The night got dark and the family returned to their normal trailer to do some blow and go to bed. Flarg has blessed all so very much. As a non-believer, I'm sure it is hard to ponder the greatness of what the Bathshebas do; therefore, this part of the newsletter is to showcase the greatness of all members and what we have accomplished. Community Service Records [23/02/2021 - 30/03/2021] Failure to Comply - Shag Bathsheba GTA of a Government Employee - Shag Bathsheba Attempted Murder - Milton Bathsheba Possession of an Illegal Firearm - Milton Bathsheba GTA - Scoobie Bathsheba Possession of Controlled Substance - Mason Bathsheba Misuse of a Government Hotline - Scoobie and Nicholas Bathsheba Criminal Threats Against a Government Employee x6 - Scoobie Bathsheba Felony Evading - Shag Bathsheba Possession of Illegal Firearms - Bartholomew Bathsheba Felony Evading - Bartholomew Bathsheba Assault Against a Government Employee - Samoa Bathsheba Possession of Illegal Firearms - Lugnut Bathsheba Armed Robbery - Fred and Milton Bathsheba The community service we did this month is way below average and personally was a sad portrayal of their deeds to Scoobie and Shag. Below is the last months community service records for comparison. We will try to do better. Last Months Community Service Records [15/01/2021-23/02/2021] Attempted Murder of a Government Employee x2 - Scoobie Bathsheba Armed Robbery - Scoobie Bathsheba Unlicensed Firearm - Scoobie Bathsheba GTA of a Government Employee - Mason Bathsheba GTA of a Government Employee - Cloonz Bathsheba Attempted Prison Break - Scoobie Bathsheba Armed Robbery - Cleevus Bathsheba Reckless Operation x8 - Scoobie Bathsheba Aggrivated Murder of a Government Employee - Shag Bathsheba Kidnapping of a Government Employee - Scoobie Bathsheba Felony Evading - Scoobie Bathsheba Illegal Firearm - Rose Bathsheba Felony Evading - Mason Bathsheba Resisting Arrest - Mason Bathsheba Failure to Comply - Mason Bathsheba Assault with a deadly weapon - Mason Bathsheba Brandishing a Firearm or Weapon of a Government Employee - Mason Bathsheba Felony Evading - Ronnie Bathsheba Trespassing - Scoobie / Lugnut / Mason Bathsheba Unlicensed Firearm - Shag Bathsheba Attempted Murder of a Government Employee - Myla Bathsheba Attempted Murder of a Government Employee - Mustafa Bathsheba Felony Evading - Lugnut Bathsheba Aggrivated Attempted Murder of a Governement Employee - Lugnut Bathsheba Failure to Identify - Caulkable Bathsheba GTA of a government Employee - Ronnie Bathsheba Operating a Motor Vehicle without a valid license - Cleevus Bathsheba Failure to Comply - Scoobie Bathsheba Assault with a deadly weapon of a Government Employee - Lugnut Bathsheba Attempted Murder of a Government Employee x2 - Scoobie Bathsheba Flargs Vehicle Statistics KM travelled in a communicator: 657 KM New communicators constructed: +1 Blown tires: 3 (from a pursuit) Amount of collisions: 23 Total in repair costs: $14,564 Miscellaneous Statistics Shots fired: 14 Blunts smoked: 54 Enchantment powder inhalation sessions: 6 Church sessions: 2 New member attendance to church services: 29 Preschools established: ½ (in a temporary building at the moment) Mason Bathsheba This months Bathsheba of the Month will go to Mason Bathsheba. Mason has been a constant force in the family being sure that everyone's needs are met. He is not afraid of change and is always around to help the family when they are in a bind. Mason for his hard word will receive 5 grams of enchantment powder and a free radio. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Fuck Boofa. [In collaboration with Mason and Milton Bathsheba]

Keep eyes peeled for the next bathsheba newsletter! Big one this month!

Dear SDz Department, I am here to exclaim my extreme disappointment with your lead Sheriff cadet, Pierce Hardy. Since your Sheriff impregnated our sweet little Rose Bathsheba, Pierce has yet to send me a child support check. I thought the SDz department stood for integrity. I demand immediately that your Sheriff bring me my money and apologize to Rose for planting your seed and not watering it properly. Rose has undergone severe anxiety and depression knowing her child will not be tended to by the baby-daddy (Pierce Hardy) and we demand that to change. If a payment fails to appear mr. @Beet, we will take our best law man and take you to court. We will win and you know that. This is no longer a hardship for little Sheriff Bathsheba, it is now war. Yours truly, Wizard Prophet Scoobie Bathsheba

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Bruh no need to flex : (

Flarg newswire for the month of march will be coming up soon. Follow the thread and keep track!

@Shining0103

Listening to the music and then reading the first post really makes me excited to see yall in game. Best of luck!

dude never answers discord pms, i’m gonna stop simping

yo big moda, shit is coming along so well. keep the grind up bro, proud of you

Be on the lookout for more Bathsheba character stories Coming soon

Ayo bro! This shit looks great. Cant wait to see what you bring to the table bro

+ the idea in its opportunities in making a more realistic environment, - overall due to the utility. Not sure many players would cook food for 5 minutes when they can just eat something from a store or the odds of people washing their clothes. I got too many irl responsibilities, i ain’t tryin to go grocery shopping in gta for laundry detergent. Good post nevertheless

Contents - Introduction - Pierce Hardy’s baby - Pre-School - Spirit Box - Masons Arrest - Dale Lost - Valenflargs Day - Flarg’s Statistics - Bathsheba of the Month - Closing Statement Welcome to the second addition of the Monthly Flarg Letter. This set of stories and extras serve as a tool for the non-believing public to see the activity of the Bathsheba Family without being in the direct danger of their wrath. Since their last update, the Bathshebas have conquered new goals and have set themselves free from social judgment. Within the last few weeks, our very own Rose Bathsheba has been noticing some quite uncomfortable pains in her stomach. After we pushed our research by flipping a dice, we concluded that Rose was indeed pregnant (the dice landed on 6 which meant it was a black male baby) - the Bathshebas landed their decision on the baby by following this legend depending on what number the dice landed on. 1 - not pregnant 2 - white male 3 - white female 4 - indian male 5 - indian female 6 - black male As shown, the Bathsheba’s have made their mind. Since none of the Bathshebas have health insurance, they had to do with what they had. After rolling the dice, Rose recollected that the baby belonged to none other than Sheriff Pierce Hardy of the Los Santos Sheriff’s Department. This came as a shock to Scoobie since Rose slept with an ultra elite pig which is frowned upon within the Bathsheba faith. Rose reassured Scoobie that she only did this to get money out of him and she really doesn't want a baby after all. But to the Bathshebas, money is money. Sheriff Hardy, time to pay your child support. Since the last newsletter, the Bathshebas have been preparing to open a preschool. The main reasoning of this is to house Ronnie and Winnie so that they can learn their basic teachings while they praise Flarg full time. With opening such a big project comes a lot of obstacles - but since when have the Bathshebas let things get in the way of their goals? The Bathshebas have had financial troubles in the past but that never stopped them, it definitely wont stop them now. They have made their way around the city to ask for donations and while people think it's just for drugs and weaponry, they don't know that the money is legitimately going towards a foundation to hold the two youngest Bathshebas (mentally). Currently, the Bathshebas were able to claim a temporary location in the city. The bathshebas are in the process of renovating a small 1G apartment where they can host teachings to Ronnie and Winnie. This place is owned by Don Mozzarella and has explicitly stated that no illegal doings is to be allowed. Scoobie agreed while his fingers were crossed behind his back - silly mechanic man should realize that the preschool must have illegal operations in order to buy school supplies. It's for the kids. If you have visited a Bathsheba church session, you will know they are notorious for their spirit box sessions. Essentially this is when Scoobie or Shag plugs in an old VCR box and scans for nearby radio frequencies. Sometimes Flarg is busy and does not answer, other times he shows himself in full motion like this night's session. Please view the video below to be enlightened by Flargs beautiful sentiment while he talks to Wizard Prophet Scoobie. TW: Flarg A photo from the first Spirit Box of the month Whilst on a retreat after a very special spirit box church service, the Bathshebas found themselves in Los Santos Customs to relax and spread Flarg’s wise message and to raise money for the preschool. A familiar face to Scoobie Bathsheba arrived honking his plastic nose and blinding everyone with his yellow van, Chatterbox the Killer Clown. Initially the clown rallied the Bathshebas for a trip to the ‘funhouse’ to which Scoobie intervened and informed everyone that Mister Chatterbox was not as fun as he made out and was in fact a killer SENT BY BOOFA. Chaos ensued with arguments, combined with LSC being as bigoted as ever against religious folk (Nothing new to ex-cult leader Mason Bathsheba), the Los Santos Police Department were promptly called down to LSC to intervene. The incompetence of the LSPD was shown in full force as a cruiser was left unlocked, clean for the taking. Upon seeing such a pristine vehicle ready to be taken apart and used as communicator spare parts, Mason hopped into the Police cruiser, reversing his way to victory. Mason on radio: “Guys i found a police car” Boofa once again intervened in Flarg’s great plan, however. Within the Bathsheba faith, it is confirmed that all evil people stem from the entity of Boofa. This person we are speaking about within this article is one of the strongest energies of evil we as Bathshebas have ever encountered - and yes, more evil than the commissioners and police officer Edward Johnston. The story takes place at Bayview where the Bathshebas roll in. Scoobie shortly realizes that a Boofa impersonator is there talking some nonsense that only non-believers could possibly understand. Scoobie calls over the radio to Bartholomew to come to him so she can see what Boofa looks like. In return, the man in the evil spotlight, Dale Lost, took Scoobie’s communicator cone and ran off. This made Scoobie rage. The culprits that drove matte black cars decided to drive off with the communication cone - the Bathsheba family followed them to a small house on the backside of Paleto (looked like a cheap house) where shots were then rung off towards the family. Scoobie got out of his communication vehicle and then ran towards the man the rest of the men in black forgot about. The man Scoobie was chasing ran onto the beach where he would surrender to the Wizard Prophet (out of fear). This is when the rest of the Bathshebas decided to take him hostage and shave his dry unconditioned hair. Scoobie in the duration got a notification that someone was fiddling with his communicator’s locks so he in return went to investigate. He found no one at the vehicle so he drove it down to the beach until… he saw Dale’s black friends posing for an ambush - Scoobie demanded the rest of the family to move, STAT. After the Bathshebas move out, the people in black chased them and became very hostile. Due to the communicator's agility, they were able to get away from Boofa and his minions. That is the reason you should believe in Flarg, we wouldn't have made it out alive if we didn't believe. Boofa Impersonator Dale Lost being taken hostage for his despicable actions Dale’s crunchy hair after we were done with it This month we had the ritual of Valenflargs Day, the one special day on the 14th February where we declare our love to those who matter in our lives. A special message was sent out through Weazel News to SD Kitty Kitty Meow Meow from the Wizard Prophet himself: Mason, being a true patron for non-believers, chose to send a message out wishing all non-believers accept flarg into their hearts as he will love them eternally. Weazel news did not allow the initial Valenflargs day message of “We at the Bathshebas all hope flarg penetrates you all deeply with his love” so the above message had to suffice. Flarg has blessed all so very much. As a non-believer, I'm sure it is hard to ponder the greatness of what the bathshebas do; therefore, this part of the newsletter is to showcase the greatness of all members and what we have accomplished. Community Service Records [15/01/2021-23/02/2021] Attempted Murder of a Government Employee x2 - Scoobie Bathsheba Armed Robbery - Scoobie Bathsheba Unlicensed Firearm - Scoobie Bathsheba GTA of a Government Employee - Mason Bathsheba GTA of a Government Employee - Cloonz Bathsheba Attempted Prison Break - Scoobie Bathsheba Armed Robbery - Cleevus Bathsheba Reckless Operation x8 - Scoobie Bathsheba Aggrivated Murder of a Government Employee - Shag Bathsheba Kidnapping of a Government Employee - Scoobie Bathsheba Felony Evading - Scoobie Bathsheba Illegal Firearm - Rose Bathsheba Felony Evading - Mason Bathsheba Resisting Arrest - Mason Bathsheba Failure to Comply - Mason Bathsheba Assault with a deadly weapon - Mason Bathsheba Brandishing a Firearm or Weapon of a Government Employee - Mason Bathsheba Felony Evading - Ronnie Bathsheba Trespassing - Scoobie / Lugnut / Mason Bathsheba Unlicensed Firearm - Shag Bathsheba Attempted Murder of a Government Employee - Myla Bathsheba Attempted Murder of a Government Employee - Mustafa Bathsheba Felony Evading - Lugnut Bathsheba Aggrivated Attempted Murder of a Governement Employee - Lugnut Bathsheba Failure to Identify - Caulkable Bathsheba GTA of a government Employee - Ronnie Bathsheba Operating a Motor Vehicle without a valid license - Cleevus Bathsheba Failure to Comply - Scoobie Bathsheba Assault with a deadly weapon of a Government Employee - Lugnut Bathsheba Attempted Murder of a Government Employee x2 - Scoobie Bathsheba As you can see above, the Bathshebas were heavy in their service with the community. The Bathshebas can be counted as good deities for the community as they tend to spend great deals of money to upkeep the evil government. Flargs Vehicle Statistics KM travelled in a communicator: 896 KM New communicators constructed: +2 Blown tires: 0 Amount of collisions: 49 Total in repair costs: $8,540 (Reduced from $40,000 from Thimble & Scoobie’s Bayview Heist of the air compressor) Misc Statistics Shots fired: 79 Blunts smoked: 14 Enchantment powder inhalation sessions: 4 Church sessions: 4 New member attendance to church services: 42 Preschools established: ½ (in a temporary building at the moment) Thimble Bathsheba This month’s Bathsheba of the month goes to Thimble Bathsheba. Thimble is relatively new but has aided in many of the Bathsheba activities and has proven that he is a great asset to the family. Thimble has learned how to build his own car, how to pray properly and also how to drive without a license. Thimble for his hard word will receive 5 grams of enchantment powder and a free radio. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Flarg. Fuck Boofa. [In collaboration with Mason Bathsheba]

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(Taken from Bathsheba Family faction thread) The Bathsheba brothers are undeniably the most powerful crime go-ers in Los Santos County. Both of these characters hold themselves to a higher caliber of perfection for their followers and more importantly, Flarg. Here today, you will learn the backstory of both of these icons and where they came from. Trigger warning, complete awesomeness. "Ive become completely well adjusted being a cult figure" - Lou Jones Young Scoobie ventured out onto his own by the age of fourteen due to some rather violent home life as the hands of his mother, LoraineDelteroid. His mother would grow tired ofScoobie's ever growing marvel interest inastrology which would become the spawn ofScoobies time. This would create the pit of anger in Scoobie's mother due the negligence of daily chores going unfinished and animals going unfed for the night. This would cause many domestic violence cases within the Delteroid home with Scoobie often seeing his mother in the backs of police cruisers and bruises painted on his face and arms. Anytime you would wonder where Scoobie would be, you can count on him being in the treehouse in ole' suburban Michigan where he would gaze at the night sky with a nearly broken telescope he found in the back of the foodmart one night. Scoobie found the stars alignment and general enormity of the universe in particular interesting which would fuel hisfuture endeavors. Scoobie would find himself dabbling into crime around the age of fifteen,shortly after he ran away from home. He would find himself stealing magazines and knives from gas stations and was even caught trying to steal a gun from a gun store to protect himself against the ruthless identities on the streets. After finishing his first juvee sentence at the age of sixteen (as a result from the robbery of the gun store), young Scoobie would hitchhike miles upon miles to reach the city of Fresno, California. In California, Scoobie would meet a few friends and would remain low to any police notoriety until the age of 21. At the age of 21, Scoobie has started his experiments into hard core drugs such as crystal meth, crack, and LSD. Out of these main go-to's, crack was the one Scoobie found the most intense and fulfilling. The cops in Fresno would start to know Scoobie by name and would attempt to book the young troubled man into dozens of rehabilitation facilities before throwing in the fork and pressing criminal charges. Scoobie was such a charismatic man that he would evade prison and jail time by using his sweet southern accent on the cop making them believe that he indeed wants help; however, Scoobie being stubborn and knowing crack being the only escape from reality, he would just lie to the officers into giving him the benefit of the doubt. Scoobie one night attempts to take a large dose of crack with a friend of his, Shag. The substance that they have received was from a new dealer in town and neither Scoobie or Shag was familiar with the new dealer. As both of them being substance abusers, this did not phase them. As both of them draw up a dose to smoke, the room becomes vibrant with colors and saturated with sounds. Little did they know, the new dealer in town has spiked the crack with high amounts of pure acid. Scoobie asks Shag, "bro this stuff is loud" and would continue to cough while he would start seeing animals appear from the night sky. All of a sudden, his once childhood hobby came back as he starts to analyze the night sky. Shag reaches over to say to Scoobie, "Scoobie! He's talking to me, he wants us to be his prophets!". Both of the lost addicts are seeing the same entity in result of the acid giving them hardcore illusions. Both men would see a large alien-like creature that has named himself Flarg. This illusive man in the sky that claims to be Flarg starts to discuss a new world order that he has in mind and would like for Scoobie and Shag to be the honorable "Wizard Prophets" in which they will be tasked to convert non-believers to the faith of Flargism. Both Shag and Scoobie accept the offer since both of them have nearly nothing else to lose. Flarg claims that both men will have to legally change their last name to Bathsheba in honor of Flargs sister who is queen of the meteor "Hail Bob 97" which would be the resting place for Flarg. While Shag and Scoobie wake up from their bad trip and still having the immersive Flarg on their mind, they start the process of legally changing their last name. With time, both would be renamed to Scoobie Bathsheba and Shag Bathsheba and in which they start their journey to recruit members into the new faith. They will then start to build their beliefs and member base to make their almighty "drug god" happy. Scoobie would one day mention the new possibilities in Los Santos, a bustling city for the working man. Scoobie thinks that this new place would be a great location for the religion that they have been trusted with to build up. After not only seeking out possible day jobs, they also look for possible drug dealers in the town so they wont have to worry about getting supplies for the Church of Flargs Communion, which is when all members of the church take a quarter gram of crack to feel enlightened when they speak to Flarg. The two young men take on the city with only one goal in mind, to expand the religion of Flargism and to grow out the population of the Bathsheba family. Early morning chirps, the sound of a blaring alarm clock, and the sheets violently being torn off the bed. Shag Reynolds was a pristine student and had a rather comfortable childhood. Parent's marriage was sailing smooth, financial troubles no where in sight, and a foreseeable future in the field of space. Shag has expressed his interest, similar to Scoobie, in ways such as seeking out the unknown in the night sky. If you didn't know where Shag was, he was most likely hiding in his room finding different star patterns always pointing out Ryans Belt. Shag's grades in school were unheard of: 4.4 GPA, enrolled in every single AP course offered by his high school, leader and ambassador of the Future Sky Runners of America - Shag was a pretty successful kid. Shag would throughout his high school career experience many encounters of bullying, some instances causing physical harm. Shag you see had a disorder where his body would develop much slower than the rest of the kids. No armpit hair, no chest hair, and a high pitch voice would be the root problem to his bullying issue. While this may be a problem, Shag made it a turning point for him to focus on school and power through the evil he faced at school. He wanted to make a point to his enemies that he will one day send a man to the moon and would make it to the Forbes 100. Time dawns on Shag's senior year of high school. Shag scores a perfect SAT and ACT score of 1600 and 36 and uses both of these scores to apply to all of his dream colleges such as Yale, Harvard, Brown, and John Hopkins. The months passing by would drive Shag crazy but time would eventually pass and the results were in. His parents Maria and Joseph Reynolds would gather around their old apple computer and open the email from each school individually. Out of the 6 Ivy league schools he applies to, he was accepted by 5 of them. Shag and his parents shout in excitement, Shag's hard work finally payed off! After days of making hard decisions and plotting the advantages and disadvantages of each school, Shag would accept the offer from Harvard and would further major in their aerospace engineering program which evidently is the most prestigious program in the country. Shag is chasing his dreams, he set his mind to it and he accomplished not only his goal but his parents dream. Shag was going to make history, people were going to admire him on TV and would dream of meeting this talented young man. Shag goes onto making the Dean's list every year of his college career and was chosen to be the Valedictorian for the class of 2007. Shag graduated with a 4.0 at the top of his class while also being the leader of Harvards Space Club. During his stay at Harvard, Shag would take multiple internships from NASA and other various space engineering groups for experience. They all loved him. At the peak of his senior year, one of the prior internships he worked for in Fresno, California offered him a full-time job to help build a rocket to bring supplies to the IST. With no hesitation Shag took the offer and started the next chapter of his life. While Shag starts to get acclimated to his new job in Fresno, he meets a young street boy by the name of Scoobie Delteroid who asked him for "powder money" - street code for cocaine. Shag being the professional working class man he was denied the request and went about his day while getting onto the public bus to get to work. Days dawn new and the cycle repeated, Shag would eventually give in and spark conversation with Scoobie where they would actually find a lot in common. They both like space and the unknown and both enjoy Star Wars. Shag would leave work early at times to continue their conversation from the early morning. Thus began the friendship. Scoobie would invite Shag to a outdoor movie where they were previewing all the Star Wars movies in order. Shag had bit of a nerd-gasm and decided to join Scoobie. During the first movie they showed, Scoobie asked Shag if he wanted some blow to stay awake for all of the movies. At first, Shag would deny but after some of Scoobie's master manipulation he gave in and tried some. The first sniff of the blow was the instant addiction to something Shag never experienced before. The night would go on and they would watch the whole Star Wars trilogy. Days and nights following, Scoobie and Shag would do more and more drugs causing a steep decline in Shags performance as professional in the workforce. He would start calling out of work and would come in hours late. In return, Shag was fired from the company due to negligence of the company policy. Shag obviously being out of his dream job, he lived with Scoobie on the streets where he would experiment with all kinds of drugs. The night they overdosed on acid was the night Shag changed his last name to Bathsheba and began the trek with Scoobie to create a religion for the lord almighty Flarg. These two would die for Flarg and will eliminate all people who say Flarg is a false being or fake.

YOOOOOO. This shit looks fresh as hell. Ill be looking forward to the RP and threads!

This. I feel not only the system being set up on a reactionary base where when IC crime gets to a certain level, the law enforcement has to bind and find a new way to work with the surrounding environment. Especially within the last year with Covid, the server saw numbers it has NEVER seen before which offered both legal and illegal factions a whole new population and player base it wouldnt have had prior. With this being said, it goes without discussion that this will inevitably bring more crime (more people -> more gangs -> more criminal network relations). The problem here to me is the last part- criminal network connections. As stated by Bala: When there are multiple groups, you will have multiple opinions of the other said groups which can and most definitely has led to conflict. To be frank, the game of victim should stop being played in forum reports to start. Constant ruleplaying and petty inquiries to see if they can get the other rival gang member in trouble is something way too common and tends to bleed bad ooc tensions. Now within IC matters, good points were hit on by ALX. If you are tired of PD/SD treading in on the crimes you commit, that is something that should spark ideas of how to change your public crime operations. Stated earlier, scout the store, rob on the less traveled road, etc. Dont huddle in the middle of a road with 4 reblas, 6 drags, and 10 other misc cars and then complain later that you were caught and you had to suffer consequences. The list goes on on how you can outsmart SD and PD. I will say, I play a legal character in SD. Im on the opposite side of the aisle here. I think the repercussions for an illegal player should be lifted a bit. Fines equaling in hours of grinding just to have it thrown away in weapon purchases along with other buys like cars/food/drinks is something that I personally wouldnt enjoy doing and from what I hear from other crims, they dont either. I feel some system that is fair and proportional to your earnings would be smart and useful for the players moral in the server. Instead of feeling dragged and burnt out on grinding, the player could possibly not lose so much morale when being jailed after a heinous crime. But with changes - it needs to be recognized that the crime comes with a consequence. Somethings that were touched on earlier as main points... Joint frequencies are cool but when it becomes a thing where gang A and gang B are never on separated frequencies and are holding each others hands in these clap fests, it destroys the benefit of having allies - youre basically the same gang but in different colors and different masks. Next, OOC toxicity. When it comes to this, its very hard to understand. Its a large rule within the server and to see the same people from the same groups say the same cookie cutter insults in /b is something that has been on the trend recently. Something I expect from new players who may not know its a rule to say semi to severe insulting things in /b is coming from people who have alot of XP in the server. Not only is the tension in IC setting tensing up because of rather nonsensical reasons, but OOC tensions among the groups goes up as well with these snarky comments. Nothing I would like more to see the criminal rp be more enjoyable for the average crim; however, it doesn't just include scripting or updates within game. I think crims ( and law enforcement as well ) should focus on creating a more healthy environment for each other. I dont mean stop shootings and crime of course, but OOC toxicity and acting like the same cookie cutter gang banger where you dont offer any other rp than shooting and looting should stop. We are a RP server, not a gta online lobby that offers some realistic elements. RP should be fun for all parties, no one should feel unequal. We are a community, and to fix this issue, we need to work together united, not dispersed and separate. Lets work on being more healthy with eachother.

Ehhh, just crackheads going around spreading their cult.