Before moving into the showcase, it has been a very long time since we have made something like this. We have semi-active in game and have built some fun arcs with some fun people; however, we have not been publicly documenting any pictures or experiences anywhere besides our faction discord and would like to take this post to show a lot of what we have failed to add in our absence. In this time, we have had numerous church sessions, built our religious empire, got a case file ( ;/ ), built a preschool, and started the works of publishing a podcast. It is with all this and more that I would like to show you the Bathsheba Backstage Pass.
The church. Our goal. Our home. After filing for having a church to move out of the garage we were sneaking into, we got an offer to buy the property for 1.9 million (not including the renovations and decorations). After 4 days of asking for donations and talking to the public about Flarg, we raised 4.9 million dollars which covered the church and renovations for the inside. The church was decorated and built by LUGNUT BATHSHEBA who gave us a beautiful atrium and garden room.
The church was designed to hold 100 people comfortably and to hold VIP seating for Bathsheba Family members along with family advisors. We planned to have the open area of the atrium and cathedral to be optimal for Bathsheba relation and conversation. Here is an image of Scoobie, Esteban, Lugnut, and Mason having a conversation in the open area.
While building, every member of the family was taken into account. No family member should go unnoticed and all should have a bed to sleep in. Even the mut, Wolfgang.
The church was soon the spot for every walk of life to come and hangout with judgement - the Bathshebas allowed conversation with anyone who gave them the time of day. Conversation would always somehow land on Flarg and their hatred for Boofa, but nevertheless, the church was the spot to be comfortable.
Here it is. The moment the Bathshebas have been longing for ever since killing that pig Soap Montasser. This building has been the center of attention for all those involved in the Bathshebas arc to fame. This service was the place holder of expressing gratitude to all those who have donated and/or listened to spontaneous sermons.
The service started with an immense line that stressed our security admin, Melon Tee Taw. By the grace of Flarg, Melonie was able to handle the crowd with professionalism and ensured all threats were taken care of before entering the holy land.
After ensuring all people entering the facility were taken care of - Scoobie began to grow nervous at seeing the dozens upon dozens of people piling into the church for his service. He was flooded with emotion and thinking how grateful he is for this moment. But the time is now, he knew he had to go on stage once those lights dimmed, and he did.
The worship, the sounds, the emotion. All of these factors turned the 94 people in attendance into balls of spiritual beings. The event of the night, the member Bathtisims, where members become ordained members of the family securing their faith in Flarg. After this event, the Bathshebas would conclude their first ever church service. The first Bathsheba service raked in a total $1.46 million dollars in donations and tithing.
$734,500 in wire transfers / cash donations
A donated 2G house (estimated $500,000)
A donated 1G house (estimated $225,000)
While we are so happy and filled with great emotion, a narc was present at the service. They called the BOOFA worshipping pig cops and confused our bathtism ritual with purposefully drowning the family member. Since this claim was empty and wrong, the Bathshebas and Scoobie's super-secret security team protected the church from the BOOFA man.
Mission was successful. The church service was a wild success and great time for all involved.
I'm not sure how to say this without crying, but over our slumber, we lost a valuable member of the family. Ronnie's pet kitty, Scrappy, was shot and killed by Boofa worshipping cops. This was the moment that my little boy, Ronnie, started growing up knowing that life was not safe. Rest in peace to Scrappy.
Scrappy's Final Moments HOME VHS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3nVg44U_i0
After long awaited production of our enchantment powder (code word snow dust) - we ran into a problem in our assembly line and the word got out to BOOFA worshipper Yucky Nockamora. We caught her lacking at the Mission Row police department has strong suspicion that she was plotting a terrorist attack with the police department on the church in order to fully stop our production of goods.
We intervened and confronted this BOOFA worshipping individual to tell her to stop or else she will be persecuted in court. This really rattled her BOOFA beliefs as she cowarded; however, she still was moving forward with the police. We will not stop pursuing her in court. Operation Snow Dust in WIP, we hope soon to report more on this matter.
We tend to encounter BOOFA worshippers pretty normally, but one day Mason was out and about doing errands and selling snow dust to kindergarteners when he found BOOFA roaming around the streets safe and sound. We cannot have this image as BOOFA ruins everyone's lives as we know it - we taught him what it feels like to be hated, he will not be comfortable in this city.
While encountering this sick piece of garbage once in a blue moon, we still give him a piece of his own medicine. He, like Yucky Nockumora, cowarded. The streets are safe for another day.
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This marks the end of the backstage pass. We hope to post more frequent public service records and more frequent account of our events - this is just a handful of our favorites from the last little while!