MrJangoon Posted May 31, 2020 Report Posted May 31, 2020 Not looking for anything that great, as long as it can be used in a bomb, I'll take it. My mother has always wanted a nuke and I think she deserves one for her birthday. Also, please don't look in the obituaries for 4th January, 2004, that's not the same Martha Barnett. #2618369 Must be <6k a tonne 1
Gekko Posted May 31, 2020 Report Posted May 31, 2020 As far as I'm aware intent of making and planning to hurt someone is imprisonment for life. I don't feel safe anymore in Los Santos. @LOS SANTOS POLICE DEPARTMENT
MrJangoon Posted May 31, 2020 Author Report Posted May 31, 2020 52 minutes ago, Gekko said: As far as I'm aware intent of making and planning to hurt someone is imprisonment for life. I don't feel safe anymore in Los Santos. @LOS SANTOS POLICE DEPARTMENT This is commonly known as a joke:- A joke is defined as follows:- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
Gekko Posted May 31, 2020 Report Posted May 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, MrJangoon said: This is commonly known as a joke:- A joke is defined as follows:- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. I Feel oppressed, LSPD HEEELP
CaesarSeizure Posted May 31, 2020 Report Posted May 31, 2020 Boy there is absolutely nothing funny in what you said.
Z0thian Posted May 31, 2020 Report Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) HMU bro, btw if any LSPD see this, I'm Mackenzie Wong. #5618877 Alternatively, you can just hire me to kill her: Edited May 31, 2020 by Z0thian
DimitriS Posted June 1, 2020 Report Posted June 1, 2020 Noted down, contact will be made in the upcoming few days to discuss your interested in trading of said weapons-grade plutoniom. My contacts within the Russian Army can provide around 3 tonnes of said substance for as low as 5.5k a tonne, probably even less than what it costs for you to buy a pistol .50 illegally and ammunition for said gun. Unfortunately, due to recent improvements within the San Andreas government, the military might be on the look out and our recent statistics came out with 95% chance for the shipment to get tracked and apprehended by the authorities, therefore to cover such expenses and to ensure that you'll actually pay we'd invite you to make an immediate deposit of $400 000 to one of our members, once the transfer has been made we'll then proceed to give you details about when the transport will be made and the goods dropped. As I said, we'll make sure to contact you as soon as we can, thank you for the understanding. (( This post was made on behalf of my non-LSPD related character and was sent anonymously through the Tor Browser ))
