Jagger Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 Below is the now removed website for Fiddler Clown Services, Inc., A defunct business that has been previously and is currently being investigated for kidnapping, human trafficking, murder, fraud, domestic terrorism and more. There is an on-going investigation to confirm whether or not the incident at the pier was in fact connected to these people and their business. Some names and sensitive information has been removed for privacy reasons. This website has been made public to warn the citizens of Los Santos of these potentially dangerous men and women. The LSPD as well as the FIB recommend that you do NOT enter any vehicle of ANY person that you do not know personally. Be wary of people in clown costumes attempting to offer you free candy, cookies, or a party. -David Norton, FIB Fiddler Party Services, Inc. About Us In the Summer of 1980, a trucker, [REDACTED] set out on a route delivering lumber from Paleto Bay, San Andreas to Liberty State. About halfway through the long trek across the nation, the trucker received a call on his cellphone...his house had burned down...and took his wife with it. Shocked and devastated, the trucker abandoned the company truck fleeing on foot to [REDACTED]. It is believed that the man stayed there for about a year before returning to his home state of San Andreas. Poor and lonely, he stayed in an farmhouse in [REDACTED], surviving off of donations he begged for during hot days. Feeling lower than he had ever before, a depressed [REDACTED] had an idea during one sleepless night. All he needed to do was be positive, of course! Positivity solves everything, so the man decided to start a business endeavor off of a loan from a very generous and legitimate business man in Los Santos, and started his business: Fiddler Party Services, Inc. With this business, people of all walks of life could come together and be happy! The man took on the persona of Fiddler the Clown, a loving and caring clown who is great with children! Fiddler cared about one thing: happiness, and seeing people come to his parties brought him a sense of true utter joy. Over time, this business expanded, and some GLOWING reviews were being left for this business. Fiddler has brought along many new faces into his business over the years, all delivering cookies, parties, and most importantly, happiness out of their bright yellow clown van. From his tough start as a beggar, Fiddler has started a cookie empire that lives on to this day. Now, you can see us driving our van around Los Santos and Blaine County. Unfortunately, due to Fiddler's current condition, he can no longer partake in field work, and you can see Chatterbox, his most trusted associates, heading the party planning business. Services Here at Fiddler Party Services, Inc. we provide a variety of services to fit every occasion. Looking for an adults-only blast with music, drinks, and a full service bar? We've got a package for that! Children's Birthday Party? They'll love one of our many kid's party plans! Whatever it is you're looking for, Fiddler Party Services, Inc. is your one-stop shop for all party needs. Cookies by the box Chocolatey Chip Oatmeal Raisin Peanut Butter Sugar Frosted Sugar Fudge Brownie Gingerbread (Seasonal) One box - $4.99 Three boxes - $9.99 Ten boxes - $24.99 (One box is 6 cookies) Parties Children's Packs ($199.99) SuperKids superhero fun pack Chatterbox and the gang will dress up in wacky hero costumes as they entertain your children for two hours. There they will play party games, explore the funhouse, and will be served pizza from Domino's. This pack includes three boxes of frosted sugar cookies decorated with your kids favorite superheros! Pretty Pretty Princess fun pack This two hour party pack is jam packed with fun activities that your kids will LOVE! The house will decorated in all kinds of pink furniture fit for a princess. While in our care they will play dress up with the employees as well as common slumber party games such as truth or dare and never have I ever. Pizza is served as well as our made-in-house frosted cupcakes! (sugar-free options available upon request) Adult Parties ($249.99) Happy Happy Joy fun pack In this best selling party, Chatterbox himself gives a tour of the funhouse, explaining what each room is for and how the business operates, including how we make our world famous cookies. Guest will then be given an opportunity to assist the clowns in making a batch of cookies. The guest will then get to try their creation. Most guests end up staying over for this party, as many become drowsy from the happiness. The Block Party fun pack In this pack, experience a hardcore party experience, including a full service bar and catered gourmet food. Chatterbox, Krusty, BoBo, and more will join in on the action and help make sure that this party is the best of your lives! Our Mission Statement Here at Fiddler Party Services, Inc., we are committed to providing you with the greatest party experience across the state! Our parties have been critically acclaimed so we KNOW you love them. And we love you! Yes, Fiddler is about parties, but more than that Fiddler Party Services Inc. is about family. Once you have a party at our funhouse, you truly do become a part of the Fiddler and Friends family! Your happiness is of our utmost care and concern so please remember, no one cares about you as much as we do. No one. Please do consider leaving us a review on LifeInvader, and feel free to come back for another party! Accusations Hello Fiddler Family! We at Fiddler Party Services, Inc. would like to take a moment to address some recent accusations that have come to light. Lately, we have been under fire from both the authorities and the news in a targeted harassment campaign to try and destroy our image. Right now we will just clear up a few things. To start, people have been saying that they have been "kidnapped" by Fiddler Party Services, Inc. We assure you, this is not the case. Any clowns seen kidnapping individuals are not employees of our business and should be immediately reported to the police. Any one who has used our services knows that we are just honest men and women trying to make a living, and that we would never take someone against their will. Another claim that has been thrown around is that Fiddler Party Services, Inc. is actually a "cult". Let us assure you, Fiddler Party Services, Inc. as well as our subsidiary company, Fiddler and Friends are not a cult. Anyone who tells you we are a cult are trying to mislead you and take you off of your path to success. With this all clarified, please consider joining the Fiddler and Friends family, a group of friends that share a love for happiness and seeing others smile. Copyright Fiddler Party Services, Inc. and Fiddler and Friends, 2019 But it goes much deeper... Hi-Hats Background Back in 1980, a mentally deranged trucker by the name of Louis Bard had recently departed on a delivery, going all the way from Paleto Bay to Liberty City. Shortly after leaving, however, he suffered an episode, causing him to turn back and return to his home. There he shot and killed his wife Maria, delivering a single .357 magnum shot to her forehead, killing her instantly in her sleep. Realizing the mess he was in, Louis panicked, and his state of disarray he took a match to his home, burning it to ash in the middle of the night. Louis would never arrive in Liberty City. It is believed that he retreated to the country, before returning to Blaine County a year later. In his time away, Louis would come to feel immense guilt and sorrow about his wife. Upon his return he took out a loan for $100,000 from a prominent mob boss, and used it to start his own business, Fiddler Party Services, Inc. Fiddler and his "employees" would plan parties for individuals, as well as invite people to impromptu parties by driving around in their van. On the side, they sold cookies to make extra money. From the outside, it seemed that this was a good, honest business, but these aren't the only services Fiddler provided... Operations What most people didn't know is that parties and cookies were only part of the Fiddler Party Services, Inc. operation. In the criminal underworld, this group was known as the Hi-Hats, a gang of dangerous clowns with bad attitudes, feared by many. In reality, Fiddler headed a human trafficking ring, where his men would kidnap unsuspecting people, taking them to a funhouse where they would brand, torture, and sometimes even kill their prisoners. Others met a worse fate. Fiddler would sell them off into slavery, trafficking them for money. While the cookies were baked fresh, almost all of them would contain a "special ingredient," some sort of drug that would be used to aide in the kidnapping of individuals. Today, the Hi-Hats perform similar operations to those of the past. The one difference is that the Fiddler himself no longer participates in field work. Instead, the fiddler works from the shadows, continuing to head the internal operations of the group, keeping in direct contact with only one other member. Structure The Fiddler In charge of all Hi-Hats operations and decisions. Works from the shadows and manages human trafficking. The Chosen Only member able to be directly contacted by the Fiddler. Performs general duties and keeps other members in line. The Whip Keeps other members in line. Is also in charge of The Hi-Hats recruitment. The Vision Operates and manages the gang's money laundering operations. Is responsible for keeping the public, police, and media unaware of their illegal operations. Hi-Hat Performs general duties. Assists in the training of recruits. Recruit Newly joined the group. Must prove themselves to the Others in order to become a fully-fledged Hi-Hat. Turf The Hi-Hats operate primarily out of their funhouse in Grapeseed, Blaine County. Their turf extends to include Pauls Farm in the East, along the Alamo Sea to the South, a little beyond the town border to the North, and stretches furthest to the West, including part of the North road along the Alamo Sea. Goals Make a name for ourselves, making the Hi-Hats feared and known around the city. Remain anonymous, leading the public to believe that our illegal element is not affiliated with us. Establish control over Grapeseed and the surrounding area. Officially buy and own the funhouse property, allowing us to secure and furnish it. Establish a front for our illegal operations. Make powerful allies to support and help us in our endeavors. Maintain good relations with powerful gangs, at least while we remain small. Obtain access to the Laptop along with official status. Requirements We have no XP requirement, however, you must be able to demonstrate an ability to RP at a high level and show a desire to improve. Hi-Hats are involved in unique, advanced RP, you must be able to keep up and show that you really care about roleplay, not just winning. NO "/do s?"!!! Have a relatively clean admin log. Some punishments are okay, however those with extensive logs may be denied. We handle punishments on a case-by-case basis, but as long as you prove to us you've learned your lesson, you should be good. Have Fun!! We all just play this game to have some fun, so don't get stressed out, start OOC drama, or get too invested. Gangs on the server are very volatile, and they come and go quite often. Please, if you want to join the Hi-Hats be sure to enjoy yourself. We are a positive community and don't want OOCly toxic people ruining the vibe. Pass our entry exam. It consists of an RP test as well as an initiation ritual. It's a surprise so be prepared! 24 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toretto Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 Very interesting and unique theme! I hope you take it far, excited to see what comes next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccy Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 YOU USED THE PICTURE WE TOOK! Good luck with this, I'm expecting great RP stories from you guys 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamar Woodrow Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 The plan looks brilliant Best of luck yall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ize Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 Looking forward to see more from ye! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieP Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 The thread looks interesting, already had a brilliant interaction with Chatterbox the Clown and am looking forward to further interactions with this faction! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyMayhem Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 Very interesting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 Thread looks pretty cool, it was interesting to read Good luck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rukicake Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 unique theme. good luck 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabrine Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 Unique idea, look forward to seeing where it goes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted September 12, 2020 Report Share Posted September 12, 2020 looks sick! Look forward to seeing you ingame again for some town foolery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doan Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 As multiple people have mentioned above already, this is such an interesting and unique concept. Good luck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlusHealer Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Apologies for the inactivity. More content coming very soon... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eradicati0n Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 I remember us meeting when we were both new on the server in mid 2019, running round causing trouble with that "New Player" tag, and now to see you building your own character story with some unique and top-tier RP is great. Can't wait to see and hear even more about the Clowns! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archaeah Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Archived due to inactivity. If you wish to be unarchived, contact faction management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
