Hilbert

Will be there

Pretty small sausage. I've seen bigger.

Per meter. Not minute. The walking distance will not be charged if the walked distance is less than 100 meter.

Yes, I would probably pay my tickets if this would get added

They died of Polio, sorry. Want bunch of dead bodies instead?

Did you finally move out from your old and boring house? Great, do you have lots of furniture you can't fit in your small Panto? Not great, that's where you need to call Karen to help you. I have very big car that can fit your biggest air guitars in there . It has plenty of trunk space And that's not all! I will also transfers bodies for you, this car can fit one person in trunk and 3 passengers. If you have more than hostages and they all need a ride, you will have to watch after them while I drive . That is not paid actor in my trunk, I actually kidnapped someone for these pictures. I will also help you transfer your drugs, illegal weapons, and that Mexican refugee you promised to get in America. Prices: ONLY Furniture - $1/meter Bodies - $1,5/meter Dead Bodies - $2/meter NOTE: If the body is injured or gets injured during the ride, the price will be $2 per meter. Drugs - $3/meter Guns - $4/meter Mexican Refugees: $5/meter Dead Mexican Refugee $6/meter NOTE: If the Mexican Refugee is injured or gets injured during the ride, the price will be $6 per meter If I get in police chase during the ride will the price be doubled, no matter if I escape or not. If you didn't understand how pricing works, it's X dollars per 1 meter driven. Eg. You want to transfer your drugs from another place that is is 1279 meters away, you only have to pay $3837. It does not matter if it's just one marijuana plant or if the car is full of meth, price is same. You will have to give the money before I move anything. Contact Information: Karen #3629980 Or email ((Hilbert#7849))

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If Marcello family gets their Z-Type, Karen would like to get her own "Z-Type" so she can finally destroy the manager like a boss

Fix your PC

Why the fuck does it have 35 views

Ok sorry. Can I still apply? When I'm police I could do whatever I want and no one can resist me because I'm cooler than them

So as there has been lots of new players coming to server but not enough houses for everyone, I suggest we add some apartment buildings. For example this one. As this is apartment building, there should be more than one house. Just by counting windows, it has over 6 apartments. So let's do it like in GTA Online. Since I didn't find a picture, I drew one: Sorry I'm not good at drawing. This would solve the housing problem, or part of it, as there's plenty of apartments. Yes.

Can I apply although I have several crimes that you have no idea of. Such as couple of DUIs, Street Racing, Drinking in Public Place, several Kidnappings and Armed Robberies.

But let's not make the fishing area NCZ. That means it will be crowded as hell.

Hello @Lewis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLkcshkG17M

"Play exactly like you" Best shit ever ::DDDD. I can't use VOIP anymore since my mic broke. But it's not that hard.

What the hell? I assume you got 2 hands, other one is on WASD, other pressing N. You'll also learn to control mouse at same time if you practice. -1

I was told to spam this damn link everywhere: https://goo.gl/forms/bXakrJ2qX4ihPNjb2

Shut up and give money

You're very rude. I'm taking the kids from you.

Well yes they did. I almost escaped but those fuckers had tazers.

Yes, happens way too much. That's the reason why I don't do farming. Every time there's some sort of d1ckhead and his 3 friends claiming they have KOS.

But what about Dilettante. "The Dilettante is powered by an electric motor at under 40 mph (64 km/h)" -GTA Wiki So Dilettante should be able to run with both, electricity and gas.

I also just saw massive mistake here. I have kidnapped at least 3 of your employees but since my "if you tell I'm gonna find you" tactic works so well, they haven't told you.

I will get my revenge.