EPSILONISM is a science as well as a religion, in fact, it's the only religion that's ALSO a science and the only science that's ALSO a religion, we are 100% committed to seeking and spreading the truth to the citizens of Los Santos.
As everybody knows, the earth is 157 years old, as spoken in 1 of the 12 tenets of Kraff. The Epsilon Program believe that every 158 years the world is remade, and the souls that have been saved will have the choice to be reborn into the 10th paradigm or to move onto a new plane of existence whereas the unsaved ones will be eternally doomed. They believe we are currently in the 9th paradigm, led by Kraff the supreme.
During the last several years the word of Kraff has not been preached since the last Leader abandoned Los Santos, and each paradigm only lasts 158 years, that gives The Epsilon Program merely a single year until the unsaved ones will burn in eternity and are forever doomed.
One man rose to the challenge of saving as many souls as possible ... Jonathan Richards.
A brave man who takes the burden of attempting to enlighten as many people as possible before Kraff brings the 10th paradigm. Alongside Prophet Mason Morrison and a bunch of new recruits, they will change the world and spread the word of Kraff, hailing KIFFLOM to every passerby they see and spreading the gospel of truth and knowledge.
1 - The world is 157 years old - FACT!
2 - Dinosaurs are a lie made up by people who doubt the truth - FACT!
3 - You ARE happy, you just don't know it yet - FACT!
4 - We all descend from the same tree in the 1st paradigm - FACT!
5 - Everyone is related to everybody else, except for those with red hair - FACT!
6 - Sperm does not actually exist, it's a lie spread by non-believers - FACT!
7 - Men should aim to lie with 9 new partners a week, women should aim for 6, except for the month of July when they must aim for 5 per day - FACT!
8 - Aliens exist and are present on earth, those with the sacred birthmark may be descendants of the emperor Kraff - FACT!
9 - Trees can talk, but only a few people can understand them - FACT!
10 - People who believe in a religion live much longer than atheists, they also have eternal life thrown in if it's Epsilonism - FACT!
11 - If you believe in Kraff and turn your hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM you will live in a happy life, otherwise you're doomed! - FACT!
12 - KIFFLOM! - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!
As a member of the Epsilon Program, I pledge to spread the good word of Kraff for the remaining years of the 9th paradigm. I am willing to pay to make the search go better and invest in the future of not only myself, but also the human race. KIFFLOM!
More coming soon