The Bathsheba Family

[Kazjii]

Christmas Preparation: Progress

[JellyFaun]

Wolfgang did not have many skills. He could run, he could fight, he could hunt as well as any real dog, but he lacked in the skills of men with all their mental facilities in tact. Computer skills, reading and writing above a first grade level, cooking and public speaking were outside his realms of possibility. 

But he could build.

His adopted mother, Mrs. Gilthanus, had taught him to use a hammer, nails and how to move furniture not long after he had been dumped into her life. She taught him about how to draw the eye, how to match basic colours, how to paint a wall. He was strong and strapping and had an incredible tenacity and talent for it once she showed him what to do. In the evenings, they would build chicken coops and dog houses, work on fences and help build homes for the needy. Mrs. G said it was part of their Christian duty, but secretly she was training him to have a skill that might save his life one day.  A weird little creature had a strong worth ethic and a beautiful eye for detail was harder to call "useless", and therefore, harder to kill. 

So one night while chewing on his rubber bone toy and listening to a family meeting, he overheard the plans to renovate the church. He volunteered, much to the surprise of the others. Alpha Scoobie explained the plans, to turn the second floor into a VIP party area on one side and a living area in the other. 

Wolfgang got right to work the next day, using his specially built faggio (with extra wheels for balance) to go back and forth to Paleto. After about two weeks of work, denying sleep for more than a few hours and only breaking to collect donations for more furniture, it was complete!

The VIP area, complete with a bar, arcade, sitting area, dart board and a magnificent stage, shone in all red and purple. The living area beyond, a calm beige- with a bathroom, a kitchen, a parlour and a sleeping quarters. Above it,  Ronnie's kindergarten, built at last. 

And as a special treat for all his hard work, Wolfgang built himself a little yard to play, sleep and be his otherwise useless self! 

Edited December 14, 2022 by JellyFaun

[Kazjii]

The Course To Justice

The recent months have been chaos with the local Boofa-following law enforcement people following the Bathshebas and charging them with a random cluster of charges. With this, the Bathshebas have submitted 6 court appeals with 3 of them being activated. Below is a few confidential emails that were able to be scavenged from the archives.

Scoobie's Case

Doc's Case

 

We will NOT stop until justice is served to our people and church.

[Ash]

Masons (attempt to) Get Help

Mason has had a rough few months, he's been looking for enchantment powder but nobody can source it for him. Every time he leaves his home (the church) he gets arrested for one thing or another. Last time he left he picked up a hitchhiker who turned out to be running on foot from a police officer who Mason just thought was playing tag with him. Through absolutely no fault of Mason's, he got arrested for assisting in the felony evasion.
When he was in prison some of the officers told him about the Felon Reformation Program, a SADOC system to help turn criminals lives around.

Mason got denied Parole when he was in prison but he does not consider himself a criminal but what other options does he have to stop being bullied every time he goes outside? Can SADOC help Mason where LSSD and LSPD failed him?

Mason's Felon Reformation Application

[Ash]

Masons first reformation meeting

Mason went to the prison for his first felon reformation program meeting. Miss KT Shneedor and Courtney with a K were the ones conducting the meeting. One of the questions asked was "What does reformation mean to you?", Masons reply was "g-g-get m-m-me some p-p-paper p-p-please":



Then a question later on was "Are you addicted to anything?", after a brief explanation that addiction means something you can't live without Masons response was "G-g-g-get me some m-m-more p-p-paper please". Kourtney had no paper so she dug out some old tax returns from the nearby trashcan:



Mason is addicted to Flarg. (and enchantment powder)

[Kazjii]

Fuck Court and Boofa

After Scoobie's first failed attempt at making a court appeal, he was up to bat for 8pm case for the following charges:

- Evading an Officer

- Resisting Arrest

- Battery of a Government Employee

Now, Scoobie was imprisoned within DOC and was only released at 8:03pm. But no fret, the Judicial Branch was notified and Timowthy raced DOC's transport convoy (that was suppose to pick up Scoobie, but Scoobie was way too fast and got in Timowthy's car anyway) down to court. Scoobie meets his counsel and then makes his way to the court room where the session would soon start.

Scoobie's defense leans, informing him things dont look good. The prosecution quick to the excuse of false stories and assumed intentions! Scoobie's lawyers Sirius Raveen and Bri Bri served him well and did their best with minimal resources; however, Scoobie could not recover from the prosecutions lies, he would lose the trial.

"ILLGETCHUBITCH"  <-- Video Link

Without hesitation after the verdict was read, the Bathsheba's would storm the bench and would attack the prosecution, this would reign very true with Beau Bathsheba who would continue to tell Judge Mason, "I am going to kill you, I will kill you, I will kill you bitch, I will kill you fucking bitch" among other variations.

Court Footage  <-- Video Link

All Bathshebas were arrested for Felony Contempt of Court along with some getting Battery.

[JellyFaun]

Wolfgang had a very exciting day! 

After waking up in the bathroom on the pier, he heard his alpha, calling him down to city hall for a special treat! A tour of the government building lead by the amazing Judith Mason! Upon entering, he noticed she smelled just like a friend, as usual! A bunch of his friends and family were in a big circle- so exciting! He greeted them all and Alpha pet him on the head a bunch!

They first went to the lawyer hang out offices and complained about the lack of snacks! Wolfgang was upset...snacks were a favourite. But the big glass office was so impressive and beautiful that he soon forgot the misfortune. Then they went to the law person chat room where all the laws were made! What a riot! Wolfgang wanted to change the laws so that only the Bathshebas were allowed to decide who could be on the Boofa Police force. But such thoughts were too hard to articulate so they moved on. 

The lobby was okay.  It was big and airy and there was water to play in but it was a little boring because Wolfgang had seen it before! And they put up glass so Wolfgang couldn't jump behind it and play on the computers. 

After that was the bathroom! Alpha Scoobie and good friend Weasel Chad went in the urinals and made their pee cross! It was incredible! Wolfgang watched intensely and then drank out of the tap. It was a real adventure! 

Then Judy showed them the really cool court room! Wolfgang remembered when he was there last and Brother Beau slugged Judy in the face. It was very upsetting at the time but Judy forgave him! What a nice woman! Then Wolfgang got to sit on the judge's chair and play on the chair, but not touch anything. 

Then they went to the front and saw the golden Wolfgang statue! Gilded and sparkling gold, except the name was wrong. It said Eddie....Wolfgang didn't like that part. He wanted it spelled right! Wolfgang was spelled W-U-F-F-G-A-N-G not E-D-E-E! 

After that they went to the secret back exit! What?! An escape door? Amazing! 

Then they went to an amazing place! Judith's chambers! Wolfgang expected it to look like a castle...chambers sounded so medieval! But this place was not a castle! It was like a big office with lots of papers. But it DID have a round table! So that was cool! 

Then they saw the bottom of the building where all the other little offices were! It was exciting to run around and jump off the second floor, so safe and easily, but it was a little crowded.

Then it was time to end the tour and talk to OJ about some big plans in the future! It was a very fun day for Wolfgang even though he didn't really understand much of what was explained! And he didn't understand why the lawyer he had threatened to bite three weeks before was giving him a wide berth... their fight was ages ago! 

 

 

[Buggs]

I love you all no matter what character I'm on! Thanks for the fun RP Can't wait for more courtroom shenanigans

[Kazjii]

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               𝒜 𝐵𝒶𝓉𝒽𝓈𝒽𝑒𝒷𝒶 𝐹𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 ❁𝓊𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔  

 

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕦𝕤𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕠, 𝕨𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕦𝕡 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕙 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕔𝕙. ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪. ℍ𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕒𝕥 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝.

𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕣𝕖𝕦𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡 𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕓𝕚𝕖, 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕒𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕. 𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕓𝕚𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤. 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕟𝕠𝕟-𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝔽𝕃𝔸ℝ𝔾 𝕤𝕠 𝕨𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝔽𝕃𝔸ℝ𝔾 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕔𝕒𝕡𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕗.

 

𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕓𝕚𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠 𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕒 𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕥. ℍ𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕦𝕟𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕪. ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕓𝕚𝕖, 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕓𝕚𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕒 𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕔.

𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘. 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕕, 𝕨𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕥 𝕒 𝕕𝕒𝕪.

 

Edited May 3, 2023 by Woot_beerfloat

[Colt]

CONSTRUCTION BEGINS ON THE BATHSHEBA THEATRE

 

 

 

[Kazjii]

What do we plan on using this space for?

   When first pitching ideas about the theatre, there was a lot of conversation about providing complex theatrical productions for show nights and more complex Civilian RP. But now since we are in the motion of making this a reality, we have shifted the goal to just providing more concurrent forms of entertainment to the server and the city! Date night at the theatre, friends catching the new screenwriter to a popular Los Santos play, or pals going to listen to the new artist debuting at the theatre - all possibilities are endless!

   It is the Bathsheba's goal to make this a place of gathering and community. This is why, apart of the business plan behind the theater, the Bathsheba's want to hire a Talent Acquisition Agent who will help book shows continuously through the theater season. The theatre was designed to be flexible for creative minds. If someone wanted to put on a concert for his/her music, if someone wanted to host a fashion show, if someone wanted to put on a play/musical, if someone wanted to host a late night show and have a live audience, or if someone wanted to film a TV show - we wanted to provide that space to them.

   We would love more entertainment-based events which is why this project is called Project-Gathering. All events hosted at the theatre will be placed under temporary NCZ's, this being because I want people to focus on the interactions within and the production being pushed to them. We ask that all events are attended to with respect of other people's experience and to behave in an immersive way.

 

Event's Planned to be had/hosted:

- Custom Plays and Musicals

- Concerts and Rave Nights

- Comedy Nights 

- Roast Battles

- Movie Nights (Streamed via Discord, just in a cool setting)

- Fashion Shows

- Late Night Show Series

- TV Show Production

- Q&A Panels

- Ted Talks

- University of Los Santos Graduation Ceremony

- Historical Reenactments

- Live Arts and Crafts Show by Ronnie

 

[Philoop]

The Bathsheba Family Wizard Prophets have just received the new word from Flarg. It has been said that there are a few Bathshebas who have been performing well and it is time for them to finally progress. Scoobie gathered a small group of medics to help celebrate the event.

After tons of suspense...

Scoobie was pleased to announce that Stelio, Dewk, and Beau would be moving from Missionary to Disciple. They have been extremely great members of the family, by collecting donations, assisting in theatre construction, and just being extremely dedicated members to the family. We are so proud of our promoted friends, and cannot wait to see what they are able to accomplish.

[Kazjii]

Recently, our ties with the city has grown very strong. We had no enemies, we had no conflicts, we had amazing love for each and every group. But in the 3 years the church has been established, this is the first time we have questioned such friendships. We as a church, a community post for people to gather and love one another have had issues arising from our assumed friends and allies, The Rooks. 

In recent times, Wolfgang has been shot and injured after attempting to [REDACTED] a house by a member of Rooks. Wolfgang calls out that a black car is chasing him and events transpire to a shooting where Wolfgang is left injured and helpless, my poor furry buddy, cold and alone.

Recently as of yesterday, the family would find themselves at Pillbox rendering aid to Timowthy. A black car rolls up with excitement. The occupants being: ANJRU BIRK-O-TITS, JAKKY, and TRAYSEE BUT NO TREVIR. They asked to see a tour of the theatre in which we responded with excitement. They all then travel to the theatre for the tour. Once inside, TREVIR and JAKKY would remain clowing around, not following the tour or listening to anything Scoobie or Timowthy had to say.

After some time, JAKKY made an insulting remark to Timowthy in which Scoobie ordered everyone out of the building and ended the tour. JAKKY and TREVIR did not listen and rather kept running around like a chicken without its head.

TREVIR pulled his crowbar out and Wolfgang pulled his hunting knife to attempt to get them out. Upon leaving, one of the Rook's would swing and injure Timowthy, leaving him battered on the ground. As Scoobie ran Timowthy to a trunk for medical assistance, TREVIR would batter Wolfgang and then carry him away until BIRK-O-TITS asked them to bring him back to a trunk. Scoobie immediately reached out to his friend, LOLLY, for her help.

The day following, Scoobie had a meeting with LOLLY and BIRK-O-TITS where they would talk with Scoobie and about their standings with the group. Scoobie said over and over that he does not want blood, he doesnt want violence, he only wants to make sure that the Rooks dont mess with his family and keep a lane of mutual respect. Filled with small apologies and simple "we will talk to them"'s, Scoobie felt his heart fading that he might soon have to say goodbye to a friend, a part of the family.

Scoobie talks the world of his friends and family, when things like this happen to him, he shuts down and becomes an emotional mess. He begins to ponder if he is failing Flargs mission or if he did something wrong. He will ping-pong ideas as to why he would give up the world to help a friend, but he asks for mutual respect from a thought-to-be friend, it is just explained in why's, well-that and well-this'. 

After the departure of LOLLY and BIRK-O-TITS, Scoobie went to his safe place on the scaffolding to journal and draw where he would cry out and mourn the possible loss of a few friends that he would have to accept if he were to stop associating with the Rooks. Scoobie has some thinking to do, what is best for him, what is best for his community projects, and most importantly what is best for his family.

 

[Kazjii]

Days have passed. Grief is strong and wonder is high. Will Scoobie be able to rekindle the friendships he is debating on cutting? 

The following days have been full of meetings, temptations, negotiations, and balancing. Scoobie had some conversation with LOLLY in which she organized a meet-up with the two culprits of the previous day, JAKKY and TREVIR. In their meetup, the two apologized to Scoobie. JAKKY begging on her knees to be unbanned from the theatre and their future events. While Scoobie nods in appreciation to the apology, he chose to keep the two on the ban list. He outlines that he does NOT want bad blood or violence, that he is a family man who wants only a loving community for his family to indulge in.

Afterall, the Bathsheba Family has very close ties to a lot of local criminal organizations that would be so unhappy to hear about continue Rook shenanigans, but Scoobie doesn't want war and blood, he just wants peace and neutrality. An easy send-off to large situation, something that can heal even just a little bit of the broken heart Scoobie still holds, so this helped Scoobie in his heartbreak recovery.

After this, days go by without any word and inkling that change will actually occur. With a failing hope that the Rooks will not uphold their deal to not mess with Scoobie's family, he reaches out to the one person all notable criminal organizations fear, Leah Lennox.

Scoobie would catch Leah up and ask her advice, telling her that all he wants is to be friends with everyone so everyone can be apart of his events. Scoobie realizes in an elementary sense that if a group does not like his family or cause them continuous trouble, there is no hope for them to be in any of their events.

Leah would then meet with a higher-up in Rooks, MISTER ROKS EVERDEN, where she would recount the steps of the nights prior and attacks on Wolfgang. Scoobie would recount his side of the story and MISTER EVERDEN would recount what her heard, both varying in who was victim and who was the provocative variable. 

Scoobie would reiterate that he wants no bad blood and that he finds it increasingly frustrating that his family was the center of Rooks shenanigans. Scoobie would sit back kicking rocks and finding stones to play with while Leah and MISTER EVERDEN talked. After some time, Scoobie and MISTER EVERDEN had a small talk and gained some mutual understanding and agreement that the two groups should not mess with each other.

That is what Scoobie wanted. Scoobie can look past the events prior, but only at the expense that things like this would not reoccur. Scoobie would now contact MISTER EVERDEN for any further issues that he would have with the Rooks if there were to be any. Scoobie would now consider MISTER EVERDEN - as they depart, they both said to each other either "Like I love you too Scoob" or "Buh bye baby, love you". A mending bond.

 Scoob and his new friend MISTER EVERDEN 

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 𝐵𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝐵𝓎 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈  

 

 

𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕦𝕤𝕦𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕄𝕣.𝔼𝕝𝕚 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕥 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝔹𝕆𝕆𝔽𝔸 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕪.

 

𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕄𝕣. 𝔼𝕝𝕚 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠, 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕛𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕕! 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝔸𝕊𝔸ℙ 𝕒𝕥 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝, 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕. 𝕄𝕣. 𝔼𝕝𝕚 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣!

 

𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕠𝕟 𝕒 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣! 𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕄𝕣. 𝔼𝕝𝕚 𝕚𝕗 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕣. 𝔼𝕝𝕚 𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕖𝕡𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕕𝕦𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 "ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤!" 𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕥. 𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕥 𝕦𝕡 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕜𝕪!

 

𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕒𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕨. 𝔼𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕪, 𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪. 𝔼𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕓𝕪 𝕒 𝕘𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕤. ℍ𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕚𝕥, 𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕒𝕟 𝕦𝕟𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟.

 

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 𝕤𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕤 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠, 𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕦𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕔. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕥 𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕔𝕦𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕕 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕤𝕒𝕨 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕. 

 

ℍ𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤, 𝕊𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕥 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕟𝕠𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕘𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖. 𝕄𝕣. 𝔼𝕝𝕚 𝕨𝕒𝕤  𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 "ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪" 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖. 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕. 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠, 𝔹𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜 had 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕕. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕒𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕠 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥.

Edited May 17, 2023 by Woot_beerfloat

[Kazjii]

Scoobie is a family man. He is. He jumps to their rescue even if it means he is put in danger and would do anything for his family, even if people on the surface dont see it. Scoobie has always longed for a large family - as many brother and sisters he could possibly have. When he met his newest best friends BRUCEY LYNCH and NI CO LYNCH, he knew they were bestest friends 4 lyfe.

When Scoobie ran into NI CO LYNCH, he was introduced to a professional business woman, ALLAH LEE, who would then become one of Scoobie's bestest friends and someone Scoobie would lean on for ideas regarding the new theatre. With a social circle sprouting, Scoobie would be more involved and connected with the Lynch brothers and Allie on a daily basis. From coming to see new additions to the theatre to rooftop terrace parties, a bond that Scoobie appreciated began to sprout heavenly.

Scoobie called up NI CO one day, pondering if he should ask him something oh so important, but it was a large ask. And it wasnt a favor, it wasnt a small little blah blah speech, Scoobie wanted to ask if he had NI CO's permission to put his last name, Lynch, in his middle name. Scoobie would muster up the courage and would send the phone call, NI CO would answer and would be soon on his way to hear what Scoobie's question was.

As NI CO approached in his blasting red car, Scoobie becomes nervous and filled with anxiety. Scoobie stutters at the sight of a confused look on NI CO's face and in one breath asks the questions. NI CO sits for a second, blanked face, looking at Scoobie and would ultimately give the privledege to Scoobie, making him his new brother. Scoobie did it!

Scoobie's old name: Wizard Prophet Scoobie Emerson Bathsheba the Second of Deer Isle

Scoobie's new name: Wizard Prophet Scoobie Emerson Lynch Bathsheba the Second of Deer Isle

Scoobie would later go to City Hall to have all of his legal documents switched over, making sure he can use his new name in his legal documents. Since Scoobie is emailing more with the Theatre being a fully legal operating business, he has changed his email signature to fit the new name change.

 

**Important Upcoming Information**

This for Scoobie means a life with new family, a life with new people to have around his church family. People to grow old with, to share memories with, to protect and love when in need. Because of this, Scoobie has already started his screenwrite for his new upcoming production, Brothers: A Walk To Remember. While this is long from its debut, this live production will follow Scoobie's venture and journey to finding brothers that enjoy him and his family's presence.

While no date is placed yet, a script is in the works and will be made available to public viewing within the next few months. The Bathsheba Family Studio Productions Director of Talent Managment, Dewk Bathsheba, will be disclosing showtimes and how many shows will be had when time comes closer in the development in this project.

[Kazjii]

**ARCHIVED INTRO POST**

We have overhauled our previous intro faction post, but we dont want it lost in history - we want others to see all the goals we had NEARLY 3 YEARS AGO and how we have smashed them and achieved them all! Please go back and read the new intro post if you havent already!

New intro post: https://forum.eclipse-rp.net/topic/50997-the-bathsheba-family/

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                            

 

 

 

 

Today we welcome you to the new life you desired, the one you needed. Every member of the Bathsheba family is a stern believer of Flarg's ultimate objective, to eliminate Boofa and all the non-believers. Take a moment and read this welcome manual, enjoy your stay and come to church.

 

- Be financially independent enough to buy a church for all Bathsheba family members

 

- Be financially independent enough to buy a Flarg Communication Vehicle for all members of the Bathsheba family

 

- Build a preschool for Ronnie and Winnie

 

- Buy an AK-47

 

- Get child support from Elite Sheriff Hardy for his unborn child

 

- Convert 3 non-believers a month to join the church of Flarg

 

- Steal a cop car to see if the radio inside can communicate with the enemy, Boofa.

 

- Continuously build the church of Flarg enough for an interview with Weazel News

 

 

Flarg represents the fictional being that all Bathsheba family members blindly worship. After the two close friends, Scoobie and Shag Bathsheba, had an out-of-control trip off acid, they would talk to a holy man by the name of Flarg. This said mystery man from the sky promised the two young lads eternity in space if they were to build up an army that worshipped him. Scoobie and Shag would build numbers of believers within the city spreading the beloved prophet of Flarg.

 

The Bathsheba name stems from Flarg's ancient sister, Batsheba Toolodia, in which they honor Flarg's past experiences; overall, without Flarg's great wisdom, we would be so very lost. Every member that claims to worship Flarg must legally change their last name to Bathsheba to avoid potential execution on the behalf of disrespect towards Flarg.

 

Flarg's power is something innate in all of us, it is up to you to find a prophet of Flarg's to feel that intense trip of love and warmness inside. Flarg offers "meeting events" where you can talk to Flarg from a spirit box where in return you can ask questions about his objectives here on this Earth.

 

The Bathsheba family follows every single belief that Flarg has commended us to do. The compiled list of beliefs have been attained from Meeting Events where we asked Flarg to confirm or deny the said commandments. 

 

• Belief #1 : In order to get in the doors of church, you must take a small dab of crack to feel enlightened. Flarg will not communicate if not everyone is in the enlightenment stage. Confirmed via spirit box

 

• Belief #2 : Any nonbeliever who still does not affirm their life to Flarg after a "Meeting Event" must perish into the underground. Confirmed via spirit box

 

• Belief #3 : Any and all positive thoughts or statements about the enemy, Boofa, means they are a traitor to Flarg and should perish. Confirmed via Flarg Communication Vehicle

 

• Belief #4 : All members of law enforcement are considered Elitist and should be avoided at all cost unless in attempt to convert to Flargs overwhelming love. Confirmed via spirit box

 

• Belief #5 : Flarg denies women into the Bathsheba family. Denied by Wizard Prophet Scoobie Bathsheba and Wizard Prophet Shag Bathsheba.

 

• Belief #6 : Crack Communion must be done after the introduction of a new family member. Confirmed via spirit box

 

• Belief #7 : Flargs word is final decision, no if and or buts. Any regression will be meant with eternal perish. Confirmed via Flarg Communication Vehicle

 

• Belief #8 : All members of the Bathsheba family must either drive a Flarg Communication Vehicle or a Ratloader. Confirmed via Flarg Communication Vehicle

 

• Belief #9 : Kidnapping is prohibited when bringing people to church in attempt to convert them to the Church of Flarg.    Denied by Flarg Communication Vehicle, Wizard Prophet Scoobie and Wizard Prophet Shag, and spirit box

 

Wizard Prophet (HC)

Scoobie Bathsheba

Shag Bathsheba

Assistant Wizard Prophet (HC)

Ronnie Bathsheba

High Prophet (HC)

Lugnut Bathsheba

Trusted Disciple

Fred Bathsheba

Cloonz Merthaias Bathsheba

Senior Disciple

N/A

Disciple

Maeyun Ling Bathsheba 

Flake Rock Bathsheba

Nicholas Bathsheba

TimOwthy Bathsheba

Caulkable Bathsheba

Mason Bathsheba

Sin Rebel

Cleevus Bathsheba

Missionary

Bobby Bathsheba 

Rose Bathsheba

Mustafa Bathsheba

Myla Bathsheba

Samoa Laei Bathsheba

Missionary In Training

Bolt Bathsheba 

Winnie Bathsheba

Cletus Bathsheba

Thimble Bathsheba

Bartholomew Bathsheba

Milton Bathsheba

Black Bathsheba

 

Flarg wishes upon all people of LS that they find the heart to join or participate in the family activities. While Flarg appreciates the membership of being a Bathsheba, supplying the family with communion supplies such as: Crack, pipes, rope, guns, and lighters, you will have a good chance of being accepted as a supporter or non-traditional member of the Flarg Redeemers.

 

 

 

All information in this thread post is to remain OOCly and should not be taken into IC context when in interaction.

 

 

 

[JellyFaun]

Wolfgang thought about Mummy G often. Its hard to not let one's mind wander to thoughts of the past, of those who are gone. Especially when they play such important roles. He visited her grave often, curling up beside it and letting his mind wander to better days gone by. 

She had been dead almost ten years. In that time, thinking about that made the dog man's head and heart hurt. He didn't like to hear people talk about it. He didn't like their sympathetic airs. He didn't like people speaking a word about her. It brought up memories too painful to bear. A bright flash of blue and red, the sound of bullets, his Mummy staining the earth red while he laid on her, barking ferociously into the muzzle of the gun aimed at his head. And then nothing- memories repressed down and squashed flat. 

But recently...the Bathshebas started to make the memoryhurt less. They tended her grave with all the others and kept it clean and remembered. They didn't speak ill of her or bring her up in idle conversation. They let him be with her tomb whenever he wanted. They allowed him to move in to where she and he had so many fond memories: the route 68 church. 

 

And in time, the wound began to close. He had a new family to look after him, new friends to guide and lead and protect him. Never could they replace Mummy G in his heart, but they could build a bridge over the hole she left behind. A safe. loving family...just as she had been.

 

Remmi, one of Wolfgang's favourite people, met up with him at the DOC, where she was on duty.  She offered him a chance to create something artistic- whatever he wanted! He loved arts and crafts and was excited. If his tail was visible to others, it would be seen to be wagging. 

He took a pen and some paper and laid down to draw on the warm concrete of the yard. He drew a bunny...but didn't like it so he ate the paper. Then he tried to draw himself, but couldn't really remember what he looked like anymore. And then, like the sun shining down brought inspiration, he remembered her...And for the first time, it didn't hurt to think about her. 

It had been a long time since Wolfgang envisioned  her face...The shine of her golden hair in the kitchen window, the tired smile that was always on her face, the gentle way she pet him and how she said "Come on, Wolfgang, let's have our dinner outside tonight."  He began to draw, first this way now that way. 

 

Her hair. 

"Wolfgang, how did you get so messy? Were you hunting again, you silly thing?"

Her lips. 

"Good boy, Wolfgang! Get that naughty cat!" 

Her wrinkles. 

"Come on, Wolf. Let's settle down for the night."

Her heart locket with a picture of him inside. 

"Easy, boy. Its just the loggers. They won't hurt you." 

Her nose. 

"Ouuur Godddddd, is an awwwesome God, he reiiignssss from heavennn above with wisssssdom, power and love, our God is an awesome God!" 

Her sweet, kind, loving eyes. 

"I love you Wolfgang. You know that, right?"

 

As he finished the drawing, tears slipped out from under his mask, going unnoticed as they dropped to the warm pavement below. 

[MrFluffy02]

Young Tyquan Bathsheba was born in an extremely sketchy South Central Los Santos. Tyquan A.K.A. King Quan was raised in a trap house where he was exposed to lots of secondhand drug use. This had a lot of adverse effects on his physical and psychological health. Throughout school, he failed many grades which further set him back educationally.

Despite his struggles and downfalls, Tyquan managed to find joy in hearing loud bass trap music coming from crackhouses in his neighborhood. This served to be an outlet for creative and artistic visions that he continued to have. After saving up for his 18th birthday Tyquan bought a plane ticket to Chicago to see his favorite rapper King Von perform live.

After enjoying seeing King Von perform, Tyquan was blessed with an opportunity to meet with King Von after the show. As it happened, Lil Dirk was the starting act for King Von’s headline show. Tyquan met them in the VIP lounge after the show. Once in the VIP lounge, they offered Tyquan several types of psychedelics including mushrooms and acid. Tyquan had been around drugs his whole life but had never experienced anything like this. He began to bond with Von and Dirk and they empathized with his struggles growing up in Los Santos.

What they did next completely caught Tyquan off guard. Von and Dirk looked at each other and began to recite prayers and chants with each other. They then opened up to Tyquan that they were prophets of Flarg. They were sent by Flarg to O-Block to spread the message and good word of Flarg. Tyquan was instantly captivated and latched on to their beliefs, which would soon become his. [This was an delusional experience due to the drug intake, they did not say this in reality]

Von and Dirk began to explain to Tyquan the meaning of their lyrics and how they relate to the message of Flarg and the guidance to Hailbob. Here’s what they explained to him:

 

“And my bitch got ass shots, but I promise that this strap is real” - King Von

Von explained that the use of ass shots were the drugs necessary to reach accession to connect with Flarg, and the metaphorical “strap” is Hailbob itself.

 

"Doo, doo, that deuce-deuce blow" - Lil Dirk

Dirk then broke down to Tyquan the act of reciting the words “doo doo” and “duece-duece” were their primary chants and Flarg’s favorite method of praise words he wished to hear from his followers.

 

In the end, they sent Tyquan back to Los Santos with a mission, to follow in their foot steps and continue to spread the word of Flarg to the struggling city. This is where he next met Scoobie and the gang of Bathsheba’s.

 

Set on a path of success, Tyquan begins to put in the work - a grind for a better 

life and a better road for him and his family. 

 

What It Takes To Be A Prophet is more than just trap or hip-hop music. It is the expression of feelings that Tyquan feels every day that he so brilliantly forms into words over a crazy beat. Tyquan hopes that by releasing music he is able to show the world the path he is set out on and hopes that others can follow in his footsteps.

As of now, Tyquan and the Bathshebas are recording on low-quality laptop mics and mixing on free and malware-ridden software. He hopes that after releasing his EP, he can save up enough to build a studio and a record label to sign more Flarg prophets and followers.

[Philoop]

Today was a big day for the Bathsheba Family. As our new friends had become closer and closer to the family, we believed it was finally time for them to become Ordained Ministers for the Church of Flarg. As we got closer to the Ceremony, Timowthy gathered many family and friends together while Scoobie prepared the church for the Ordainment and Bathtism.

Once Scoobie gave Timowthy the go-ahead, he organized a parade to shuttle everybody to the ceremony.

Upon arrival to the Church of Flarg, we decided to gather together and introduce ourselves to each other, as there were many new friends to meet. Following the new Friendship Circle, everybody headed inside to begin the service.

The service then began. Scoobie headed to the stage, and brought up each new minister to ask them a few questions. As new members of the Church of Flarg, we had to be sure that they were dedicated. Following the questions for all three, they were then told to remove their clothing for the Bathtism. All three new members were Bathtized, and we concluded with a large "HAIL FLARG!!"

And finally, we want to give a big thank you to everybody who attended the beautiful ceremony. We hope to see you all again soon!!

[Kazjii]

Scoobie was not aware of this newfound history. Since Tyquan has been on his grind to release a new album, he has opened up in his religious story. Unbeknownst to Scoobie, there were two Apostle's Flarg has sent to Earth in hopes to conjure the less fortunate communities through worship music, some would call this modern day hip-hop and rap. These two apostles are named Dayvon Bennett and Durk Derrick Banks, better known as King Von and Lil Durk.

On a journey of his own way his own type of music, Scoobie was delighted to hear such prominent rappers in the game were believers of the same faith Scoobie was leading. Scoobie was about to plan on dropping some heat with an AK in the studio [REDACTED] with some EP's about his private battles in his head. The beats and lyrics inspired by both Von and Dirk.

 

Jiggin' In Da Jag: An intense reverberation of Scoobie's old life in the criminal world where violence took over his ambition for his family and the road to a successful "person for the people" goal he has always had.

Crazy Brazy Bitch: A high tempo'd recount of Scoobie's first love and how she began to twist the ego of a Prophet into a something its not. Nearly destroying Scoobie's motivation for Flarg, Scoobie leaves an abusive situation for the people of Los Santos.

Lost In My Head: Slowed beat with an emotional insight of how Scoobie values his friendships. After losing a family member to the streets where gang life was more attractive than the word of Flarg, Scoobie feels berated under a notion that he lost not only a family member, but a dear friend who he still loves.

 

With a new studio in the run, Scoobie and King Quan keep running nights in the studio with friends who surround them in support and ideas for their lines. This is something that Scoobie is so happy for, the studio constantly feels full and lively. While something Scoobie could never imagine himself rapping, he now feels that releasing a few things would honor the believed apostles of Flarg. 

 

 

While these beats were not Von or Dirks, the lyrics and style by both "Scoob Da Baby Goob" and "King Quan" are heavily influenced by these artists.

 

[Disclaimer: King Quan has met Von and Dirk, but due to his immense drug high, he imagined and misconstrued their words for proclamation to Flarg. They were in actuality talking about blickys and bars, not Hailbob and Flarg]

 

[JellyFaun]

Wolfgang pulled up to the bank in the taxi and clambered out, chattering on the radio to Stelio that he would meet him up there. He went inside, got his money out, and returned outside to sit and wait like a good boy. It was an average, boring day. Sun was shining, cars going by, people swearing about speeding tickets at that camera. It almost made him feel sleepy as he waited for Stelio. 

And then a trill met his ears and changed his day, and possibly his life, forever. Mousey.
A prey driven dog, he leapt to his feet and stared around for the source. And then he saw her...Mousey. She had a mouse face but a body like a human's. She trilled again as she ran over to him. They circled, staring, making little animal noises at each other. 

In all his life, he had never met someone like him. Someone who had an animal face and actually spoke like one. As they circled, Wolfgang felt a strange pang in his body, that rushed to his face and stomach and made him feel giddy. He felt a need to be near her, to protect her. But he had no idea what that feeling was. It was close to how he felt about his family, about Mummy G...but something entirely different. 

Soon after, he took her with him. She met his family, who accepted her when he vouched for her. She had been Bathtized and welcomed into his family wholly. And every time he saw her, he got that weird little feeling in his body that made his face feel warm. To the outsider, it was obvious.

Wolfgang was in love with Mousey. 

[Ash]

This extract is taken from Mason Bathshebas private diary. This is a deeply interesting tale of friendship, love, and attempted murder!

[Kazjii]

 

For some time now, Scoobie has been waiting for this day in court. It has been a wild set of stipulations and a crazy ride that has brought everything to this very moment. The stats for this case are below:

 

Start Date: 28/NOV/2022

End Date: 10/JUN/2023

Days Pending: 194 Days Pending

Month Equivalent: 6.49 Months Pending

# of Times Case Has Been Rescheduled: 5 Times

Attorney: SEERIUS RAVEEN (Cyrus Raven)

Presiding Judge: Huge R. Allgoodey Bag (Hugh R. Allgood)

Verdict: NOT GUILTY

 

What started out as something so benign, a slow progression of facility and government corruption based on "assumption" turned Scoobie into a focused citizen to beat this case he was charged for. For context, here is the court submission:

After nearly 6 months of sitting on this case and several attempts of scheduling, the defense and prosecution teams were able to confirm a date and time. This being June 10th, 2023 at 3pm. A stipulation though, the prosecution will be arguing to add the charge Perjury as they do not believe Scoobie and think he is making up his entire story. Anyways, the day has come.

Prior to the case, Scoobie met with his attorney to go over what the game plan is and what is going to be expected of Scoobie and his gang. Cyrus tells Scoobie that he should go on the stand to testify in which Scoobie immediately jumped on the pedal to say yes. 

As a heated trial and cross-examination ensues, the Bathshebas remain strong and wait. The verdict gets read out and is within the Bathshebas favor under the basis that Scoobie was charged with doubt and room for misconception. Scoobie would receive $7500 for the time lost when he served his sentence in conjunction with the fines he had to pay out. To break down what $7,500 is worth in different measurements of time, I have done so for your convenience:

 

Per month (6.49 months): $1,159/month

Per week (25.96 weeks): $288.91/week

Per day (194 days): $38.66/day

Per hour (4,656 hours): $1.61/hour

Per minute (279,360 minutes): $0.03/minute

Per second (16,761,600 seconds): $0.0004475/second

 

With this day behind Scoobie and his family, the joys of the theatre are now fully sprouting and can be enjoyed to the fullest extent. Its over, its finally over.