Chebbidy

Sick thread. Sick content. Sick idea.

With Reece's absence still felt deeply by most, his brother Connor (now Skinny Gambino) perseveres in his pursuit for his lost brother. He heads over to Forum Drive, where Reece was known to hang out with his close friends Cole, Jack and Louie. They scour high and low to find clues on the potential whereabouts of his blood brother. They ask a shady looking crackhead who gives them a simple clue... but very vague. He utters to Connor... "I saw him with a briefcase and a ticket in his hand..." Connor is now ultimately confused, has his brother abandoned him? Has his brother given up their shared criminal lifelines to escape to a life of luxury? No. That wasn't Reece. Reece had a thirst for vengeance. He was addicted to the life they lead and there was no way he would abandon his family in their time of warfare. What was the briefcase for? A range of questions ran through Connor's head that were unanswerable. He would have to continue his search high and low... They head into the nearby apartment which Reece was known to frequent to find out more about his situation. There was something wrong... All of his clothing was missing, his signature Tec-9 gone. His family photographs smashed.... Connor began to grow concerned... The 4 lads decided to call it a day. Connor still missing his brother returned to Los Zantos 24/7 painted in sorrow. He yearned to see his brother one more time. Will he ever find Reece?

This is a crazy idea and will most likely never happen. I see where you're coming from but it's just unnecessary. Realism isn't always fun. And regarding the idea of leaving your car outside NCZs when you log... why would I ever do that?????

An Article by Ryan Gusto. Reporter, Weazel News. I want to take you on a drive along I was honoured to be part of with DCC. My journey consisted of asking passengers and also the driver questions on how DCC operates and also what she and the public thought about DCC cab company is it worth the money are the staff professional and does the company go up and beyond to give that guaranteed customer service. I joined Mika Kari, Assistant Manager of Downtown Cab Co on a call to see how a routine pickup would install and the process of what goes on behind the scene. Opinions were mixed but it seemed that people respected the prices for travel and also the customer service that they were given and that they relied on DCC more than other people would think. A question that was put to Mika Kari was ''Do you find the job dangerous?'' She replied she had been mugged a couple of times... Which she found not nice however she understood that sometimes no matter what job you're in there is always dangers that must be faced. An interview took place and Mika Kari was more than willing to give us a little insight to how she become a DCC driver and what give her the ambition to be part of DCC. My general opinion on spending the day with Downtown Cab Co suggested to me that the company as a whole are professional fair and they go to extra mile to create that 100% customer satisfaction. I was shocked to hear a customer use the word "reliable" and maybe that's what attracts people. So the total evaluation is if you want a great customer based trip DCC is the way to go. Excellent staff. a great attitude towards customers and an always on time attitude. DCC is always just one call away. You can contact Downtown Cab Co on 1111. Who knows, you might even meet Mika Kari. Thank you for reading.

+1 for this. Maybe a 'clear aliases' feature.

We can only hope. Over the past couple of days, you might've seen this happen at the bank. Someone takes their salary out from the bank, walks out to simply drive home but all of a sudden their brand new Warraner gets lobbed 40 feet in the air. Now, there are many conspiracy theories surrounding this however we received an official statement that what is happening is due to Electromagnetic Interference from a new substation recently built at Palmer's Power Station. An engineer got back to us and told us that any car engines immediately turned on after allowing them to cool down should be aware that there is a very odd chance it might interfere with current electromagnetic pulses being emmitted from a faulty power line. Unfortunately, sometimes the damage caused is too much. There has been numerous reported fatalities on the basis of people being injured by flying vehicles. One man was reportedly decapitated yesterday by a door that had been ripped off an Enus Super Diamond. We are working with the victims families at this moment in time. Has 2012 come 7 years later, or is it a one off technical hitch that has claimed several innocent lives? We received an initial statement from Mors Mutual Insurance situated in downtown Los Santos; "We have been performing 24 hour shifts over the past couple of days to process all of these claims. It has been rigorous. Something needs to happen as we can't go on as a business with this round the clock behaviour." We spoke to Carlos Palmer-Taylor, Chief of Operations of Palmer-Taylor Energy Plants, and he gave us the following statement. "We are working hard to correct our errors, around the clock. We take full responsibility for any damage incurred to your vehicle and/or properties. We are sorry once again." Carlos Palmer Taylor, Chief of Operations of Palmer-Taylor Energy Plants So tell us, have you had a flying warraner hit you? Have you been smacked by a propelled money truck? Call us and let us know, and you could possibly be featured in our next news article. This has been a report scripted and published by Rory Muzzafetto, Weazel News. ((Use /newsagency to submit an ad request. We are happy to respond to any rp situations requiring coverage.))

An Ode to you, Nicholas Harm. Rest in peace. Following the recent death of Nicholas Harm, Los Santos really hasn’t been the same place. You might know and remember Nicholas Harm for his phenomenal character, someone we all equally loved and embraced. His quirky one liners and his charismatic personality was something you’d get used to. He often came out with the iconic punchline “Should’ve stayed out of Harm’s way.’ We met up with the Los Zetas, at Los Zantos 24/7 behind bank, where we assembled for a ride down memory lane. We saddled up and did a circuit around Vinewood Hills, where we congregated at the big brass gates of the cemetery. Emotions ran high, memories were shared and tears were shedded. People dropped contributions to his grave, including his iconic fishing rod. We pointed towards the heavens, where Nicholas now resides, in hopes he would be smiling down upon us all. His personality resounded throughout the hearts of his friends, family and basically everyone who ever met him. He was one of the most caring, down to earth people I have ever had the experience and pleasure of knowing. He was also one of Los Santos’ top fisherman. Damn, did he know how to fish & definitely knew all of the tips of the trade. Ever since he left there’s essentially been a void in all of us. We miss you Harm. We miss your cheeky, personable laugh and your unique sense of humour. We all love you. Rest in peace forevermore. We hope you’re up there riding with the best of them. This, Harm, is an ode to you brother. Los Santos will ALWAYS remember you. We will carry your memory until the end of time, and hopefully, we will meet again when our time is right. Rory Muzzafetto, Senior Reporter, Weazel News 18/08/2019 (( If anyone would like to help his family during this hard time https://www.gofundme.com/support-for-ash-with-dilligafs-funeral-cost ))

We’re talking cars, we’re talking high octane racing, we’re talking a handsome, valorous tint of orange. We’re talking the Wanted. Falling in at around 40-50 members, the Wanted put the pedal to the metal as far as we’re concerned. Flexing heavy assault weaponry and limited edition imported vehicles, they certainly make their presence strikingly bold as their colours stand out like nobody elses. Wherever you find a glamorous tint of orange tyre smoke, or you smell the strong fresh smell of hot burnt rubber, you’ll find these guys loud and proud. Cold, controlled and composed. Their leader is a solid, strong figure with his highly committed followers at his disposal. They stand prepared at any given time, but they know how to let their hair down by blowing off sweet steam. These guys are passionate, really. Not just about cars, but money & reputation too. Being one of the larger gangs centered in Los Santos, they set examples to the smaller crews of how to exist in peace, but still operate on an aggressive scale. They tend to stay out of the path of larger gangs, as conflict isn’t their primary interest. Originally founded on the 20th January, the Wanted have consistently held their own for 8 continous months facing one of the roughest rides ever experienced. They have been a part of some of the largest wars within Los Santos itself. Rocking Feltzers, Elegy Retros and the sheer brute force of the Vapid Contender, the Wanted definitely don’t play nice. One of the largest traders within the chopshop market of Los Santos they have exported over $500,000 of black market car parts (not accounting for the parts they kept for their souped-up beasts) these guys dabble in some of the priciest whips within San Andreas. It was a pleasure spending time with these guys, from checking out their reckless, ruthless lifestyles to digging their top of the range modern machines, these guys know how to have fun. They also know how to get busy, should they need to. They're one to watch for sure. Rory Muzzafetto, Weazel News This report was brought to you by Motorsports.

Rory Muzzafetto, Weazel News. Date of publish 09/08/2019. A Ride-Along with Ilai Daniels: Los Zetas & Los Santos. Crime pays, or does it? We dive deeper into the mind of one of Los Santos Police Department's most experienced officers, Ilai Daniels. (Senior Lead Officer of the LSPD.) Throughout this interview we'll be providing an insight into Los Zetas. One of the city's most feared and reputable gangs as a bit of a teaser for Weazel News' upcoming documentary Rory & Amin on Gangs: Los Zetas. We began the interview with a lot of red tape. First I had to get permission from the Los Santos media relations supervisor and only then was I allowed to apply for a ride along. Throughout the interview expectations were held to a high standard, as not only was I talking to someone with years of experience but someone who obviously didn't have time for irrelevant questioning. I could evidently tell that some of the answers given weren't what Ilai wanted to answer, but what he had to instead, due to particular protocol. We began by climbing into the Granger, a 4x4 vehicle familiarly used for tactical operations. The vehicle was unmarked, alongside Ilai's uniform, however, the atmosphere was still set to a professional tone. "So where do you want to go?" Ilai asked, adjusting his wristwatch as we approached the intersection next to Los Santos Bank. "Stuff's pretty quiet right now" he uttered, as he checked his MDC. "Anywhere" I answered, as I adjusted my camera. I then switched on my microphone, to appropriate the following interview. (RORY): Would you say the introduction and the recent update of the penal code, which uncapped recent prison sentences, has deterred crime in the city? (ILAI): Absolutely, that was the end goal. And it seems like it worked. Although crime rates are sill high, it is no secret that they've decreased in their severity and the amount in which they take place. (RORY): How about the Los Zetas? Do you know much about them? (ILAI): Not as much as you probably know. At this point, Ilai laughed. I could tell to a certain extent he didn't wish to share the extent of what he knew. (RORY): In alls honesty, I know but a minimal amount. I know they are more of a civilised gang in comparison to some of the lesser known groups in the city. Would you agree? (ILAI): I would say they're not hot headed like other groups. I agree with that. (RORY): I have often heard the term vigilantes used very loosely when it comes to the Los Zetas. Would you class them as so? He turned his head out of the window. Clearly he wasn't a fan of the question asked. He didn't answer. (RORY): I spoke to a member of the Los Zetas earlier. (RORY): He expressed to me that usually they 'look after' of the 'little guys' in town. (ILAI): Define look after them. (RORY): Well, in other words, he said they maintain control of general criminals to ensure they're not impacting the working class. (RORY): Such as Miners, Postal Workers, you get the idea. He then faced back towards me, a disconcerted look on his face. (ILAI): I'm not confident enough to comment on that. (ILAI): But what I will say is they're not like most groups. (ILAI): They don't just rob anyone they see. Nonetheless, I would say they make exceptions. We then moved onto the topic of the hierarchy of Los Zetas. We discussed how a criminal organisation can distribute their workload utilising methods of recruitment, we also talked about one person in particular, Jay Gamble. (RORY): So what do you know about Jay Gamble? (RORY): This man runs practically the biggest criminal enterprise in Los Santos. How can one man front an illegal operation of that calibur? (ILAI): That he does. Overall, you'd be surprised. I can't really comment on them too much. (RORY): How about the illegal firearms trade? Would you say they're the main supply of some of the deadliest weapons on the streets right now? (ILAI): No comment. Obviously this wasn't his topic to discuss. He seemed disinterested, and demotivated to share such information to myself. There was a bigger picture of why, but I couldn't add the pieces together. Had he experienced the full scale of the brutality presented by gangs of this size, or again, was it just protocol? I wasn't able to tell. Ilai showed little to no emotion. He was one of those characters where you just couldn't tell how he felt about things. Maybe he just didn't give a fuck. Who knows. At this moment in time, he received a call through his radio which indicated that there was a scene. He immediately switched his lights on and veered in the general direction of Mirror Park. Whilst we headed to the scene, we moved onto the topic of shamed officer Jeff Rivers, who was recently dismissed through 'conduct unbecoming of a police officer.' The word on the streets that officer Rivers was recently dismissed on the basis of threatening to kill a member of criminal organisation Los Zetas, whilst off duty. (RORY): Do you know Jeff Rivers? (ILAI): I do. (RORY): Do you know what happened recently which lead to his dismissal? (ILAI): I am aware of some stuff, but not all. (RORY): I've heard common talk recently on the basis of his dismissal. Apparently he threatened to kill somebody? (ILAI): I refuse to comment on that. We then pulled up to the scene in question. Where the owner of a teal Elegy Retro had been pursued and apprehended. The man appeared to be carrying an automatic sub machine gun on his back. I looked at Ilai and his expression was that it was just another day on the job. He seemed like he didn't care. Putting criminals in cuffs was first nature to this man, and walking into the line of danger was something he willingly embraced. The officers then cleared up the scene, congratulated each other on the valour they'd displayed in apprehending such criminals, and then took off. We climbed back into the Granger. (RORY): That man had a submachine gun. (ILAI): The usual. (RORY): Where do you think he obtained such a firearm? (ILAI): That i'm unsure of. But what I do know is that we catch them all. (RORY): So it's just another day for you at work right? (ILAI): Yep. We then spent a little time disposing of a criminal scene up north (which will be displayed in our documentary Rory and Amin on Gangs: Los Zetas) before heading back to the police department. We then shook hands and went our separate ways. Throughout the interview I felt more or less of a burden on Ilai, like he was subject to doing things a little bit more convenient for the sake of the camera. This concludes todays report. Please stay tuned for the release of Weazel News' latest documentary Rory and Aminn on Gangs: Los Zetas for more information on this subject. Rory Muzzafetto, Reporter, Weazel News.

Thank you for your perspective. This is what I was looking for. A very well worded response. Commendations to you sir.

Hi there, I'm pretty sure that everyone here is aware that since the introduction of extended prison sentences, a lot of people remain unhappy. Whilst I can agree that the introduction of extended sentences was something that was introduced on the basis of promoting civilian RP, I want to throw my points out there to see if any changes can be made. I sincerely believe that the removal of AFK whilst being jailed was a poor choice. I understand why it was added, however, it's critically unfair to criminals who have been jailed where charges have been wrongfully or generously stacked based on their criminal actions. What I believe would be beneficial is capped prison sentences. I think the way it used to work was too fair to criminals, however. I think a cap would be better introduced at around 6/7/8000 seconds dependent on the criminals actions or prior convictions. I don't think that sending people to jail for 37,000 seconds is going to promote any kind of roleplay other than standing around and answering the occasional /afkmath. All it does is impact criminal rp to the point where noone wants to do it anymore. I get that was the sole point anyway, but this is Grand Theft Auto, and realism isn't always fun. The only real people that benefit from this is generally the police department, who face next to no losses for an rp situation where they may not win. We're talking about people who already gain benefits from choosing that rp pathway. They don't have to pay for their own vehicles, equipment or anything else. Getting killed ICly means very little to police officers. They will respawn at PD with no financial deductions. They are equipped with high power weaponry, body armour, helicopters, insurgents and ridiculously fast cruisers. At the moment I find myself punished enough for choosing a criminal pathway. Everytime I go to jail I face ridiculous charges (most likely puts me in debt) my car gets impounded (more $$$) and on top of that I have to serve an insufferable sentence in which i'm punched at random intervals, and half an hour of mining reduces my sentence by a minute? The introduction of the stamps system was pointless as the rewards are so minimal you're better off sitting in your cell. I find myself looking for roleplay in jail, however these rp standards remain the same. There are most of the time hardly any prison guards online during the week. Other than that, a lot of the rp is people just dming each other.

Three of the most powerful gangs in Los Santos consist of the Triads, Los Zetas and The Clowns. The council has always existed in Los Santos, to help promote peace and to encourage alliances, however, through these three gangs it is reformed. With the recent actions of smaller gangs coming to light, the council decides to meet to discuss matters that require their attention. Jay Gamble and the Los Zetas head over to Palmer's Power Station to meet with their fellow council leaders. A lot of members turn up to the meeting, to introduce themselves, and to share and promote their plans of action. A lot is discussed, with the end result encouraging prosperity. The council continues their plan of action, bolstering their treasuries and empowering their standing within Los Santos. The Los Zetas are now more developed than ever, with other council members and leaders standing by their side.

With the Los Zetas coming out on top against opposing factions in the war against the Irish and the Wanted, overall bloodshed has toned down leading to more prosperous times since the disbanding of particular rival factions, allowing Jay Gamble & crew to focus on new potential business aspects. With the recent refurbishment of the Old Irish Tavern, the Los Zetas finally find a new business frontier in which they can focus more on civilized resolutions to potential matters. Jay Gamble now finds himself in times of growth, and with growth comes incredible responsibility. As of recent the Los Zetas steadily climbs in numbers, with the introduction of prospects from all walks of life. With the recent alliance with the Los Santos Triads, The Los Zetas find themselves with many powerful allies at their side including the clowns. However, there are still enemies lurking in the shadows. The Los Zetas find themselves at a crossroads in which they must trust their instincts... After all, never let someone deceive you. After all, at the end of the day, they stand beside one another. As brothers they fight, and as brothers they fall. Regardless of the situation, they remain fiercely loyal to one another. With both numbers and power they stand at the top of the food chain, seeking for new opportunities to feed on those brave enough to stand in their way.

+1 get me some gloves

Hi there, Today me and a few boys were out doing criminal stuff and a few of them doing trucking when we realized some people are paying up to 50k per shipment to be delivered to general stores / gas stations. Now, my friend was not able to take the job as it's obviously a first come first serve basis. So we set out on a quest to find this trucker that accepted the 50k delivery fee as we wanted a slice of what he was being paid. We eventually found the trucker at DamGoodFuels (Mirror Park Gas) and took him out of the truck, only to find out that there is NO legitimate way to steal this mans cargo and offload it. So what is my suggestion? I believe that realistically criminals should have a way in which they can steal a truckers cargo, and then offload it to a black market dealer. This can range from things like illegal fuel, illegaly obtained commodities such as water, food etc and possibly give criminals an advantage to gaining all of the stuff you would get from a general store but possibly for cheaper. To add an analogy, that 50k shipment we could've taken this morning could've been sold to a black market for half the cost, meaning that criminals would benefit from doing high profile robberies that are NOT easy to execute. Automatically truckers are equipped with a heavy vehicle meaning that trying to stop a truck mobile or immobile is almost impossible. How would this be a mutually beneficial suggestion? I believe this suggestion will bolster roleplay for parties involved such as the truckers themselves, criminals and cops. This would benefit criminals based on the fact that there is now a new way to make money rather than robbing people out on the streets, or running labs. It could be very high risk as certain things can be fitted such as panic alarms for truckers themselves. This could result in a new faction too (logistics, for postal, money transporter, trucking etc) meaning that salaries could be implemented so that your boring every day jobs such as those above now have a roleplay side, and are not just grind fests. This would also benefit cops as there would be a new, deeper meaning to criminal roleplay when it comes down to petty theft. That speaks for itself as I do not know the ins and outs of PD roleplay. Thanks for listening to my suggestion. Connor Curry

More Money, Less Problems. Following recent events Los Zetas have seen a large influx of new faces being introduced to the scene. This has lead to new opportunities being uncovered by members who look to make money by any means necessary. Skinny Gambino, a soldier within Los Zetas, has recently uncovered potential for a new racketeering project which sees the complete takeover of existing chop shops. This leads to people looking to chop a stolen vehicle facing fees for vehicles they wish to chop. With the help of Jay Gamble, he has been appointed as the head of the entire operation. With the help of others, this particular operation continues to run successfully, seeing a large base of customers wishing to gain access to the services Skinny provides.