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"Billy...Billy...BILLY, WAKE THE F**K UP!  The aliens drew crop circles on the corn fields again"

Billy was a simple man.  He saw corn.  He ate it.  Life was good on his corn farm.  But then one day, aliens abducted him and probed his genitals and anus.  He no longer has these.  
He can no longer use a toilet, cursed to live a life with no sex or poopy time.  

Determined by vengeance, he came all the way from the countryside to Los Santos to find the aliens that abducted him and figure out a way to return his body back to normal.

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