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hi guys im zigo dont go by the store by the bank if you wear blue because those guys dont like it

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hi everyone, I'm zigo. I'm from black oak indiana? thats part of gary. they said mikal jakson came frum their but i never saw him. 

I came here because my mama said I should go see my cusin jackson? so then i got on a bus and came here and i keep texing my cusin jackson and he never answers so maybe mama gave me the wrong number but when i call my mama she doesnt answer eether so maybe my phone is not working? my cuzin jack he drives trucks my mama tole me she heard from her brother who is jacks daddy and that jack got out of the army and moved here. i've only met jackson like onze because it was a reoonin and all the familia was there but he like came from this state but like another part? anyway if you guys see my cusin jackson his last name is french or something because my mama has the same last name once but now shes ortiz liek me so i dont know?

hey guys, don't go by that store by the bank cuz they don't like people wearing blue pants for some reason? Like I went there and they were like "hey take off your pants" and I was all "well these are my favorite pair and I just broke em in and also i dont have any underwear on, so, that would be kinda weird, and also theres cops over at the bank so we gotta be cool?"

well there is this one guy, trapper keeper(because his shirt looked like a trapper keeper) and he said I was ok but he wasnt there and everyone was SO MAD? and I dont know why they wanted my pants off but since i moved here from indiana evryone has wanted to touch my peepee. 

Do you know my big bro Nika? he has a clown mask? also, his car is fast? I was gonna take his car but he said no and he's a good big bro because even tho i want to do the meth i had he says in his big bro voice "dont do meth its bad for your brain" which is what a big bro does, although my mama said I could do meth all day cuz my brain been broke since my tio's motorcycle landed on my head when i was a baby. 

big bros also break your phone. i had to buy a new battery. the only store i know is the one with trapper keeper and the mean guys. they were busy being on tv. i was on tv i think cuz the guy had a big movie camera so maybe im famous now? idk?

also, my other brother tried to put a kaliedascope in my butt, but i turned around and ran away but there was no door so i just knocked myself out on the wall. mama said that was my fault not his for being so dumb? 

anyway, I got a new shirt becuase my big bro nika tole me to get a new one and my old one WAS really dirty so. also I found a new helmet? it was laying on the roadside and there was hair and some crusty black stuff on it with ants all over it? anyway guys i washed it in the river and drew some feathers on it with a marker i found? any way. i'll catch you guys later, and hers a picture of my new hat and shirt that a guy took for me you cant see the feathers because im looking serious and you cant do that sidways, also, I think the hat makes me look like a ingwana with those spikes, even tho i never seen a ingwana in real life just like, in saturday morning cartoons but they alwasy have those cool spikes so you guys can call me zingwana now maybe? anyway guys i gotta go now and if you see my big bro nika tell him ill be waiting at the bank? although sometimes he wears a clown mask so maybe just tell everyone with a clown mask? tht reminds me of the time i saw a guy wtih a racoon mask and i said i liked it and he said to put my peepee in his mouth but that was wierd so i said no and he said for 2k and i was like this is crazy i just like his mask and then the cops showed up. ooh yeah one time there was a cop named officer sexual chocolate and he.....

hey guys i gotta go, like the library cop is telling me I shoudling be saying all this so lowdly as i type it and to leave? so anyway guys.dsf,v bgazo;bfj nklgf 

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Hey guyz zigo here.

Firsthand I want to say thanks for the cool coments bout my helmet? I was thinking maybe I could find mor helmets and draw on them for people but I've been looking but i havint found some yet. Also I don't really kno gremmer real good but I like the way is looks? Theres won that looks upside down to an I like that one too but I dont kno how to make it here on liveinvader so

Also guys I started recording a v log on my phone I'm gonna post so my girlfriend can see what san Andreas is like? So I think that's cool. I cant fond a gopro so im asking my mama to send one but she dont answer so?

Also guys I have downloaded the liveinvader app for my fone cuz the library gard said dont come back but I have to use the bank wifi cuz I dont have good internet?

So theres wuz these guys across the street from the bank and they had motorcycle that looks fast and cool masks but they called me alligator even tho intole them bout my ingwana helmet so dont talk to those guyz ok?

Anyway guyz I gotta go also I fount a neat roof close by I can sleep on an theres even a spot that's warm at night and dont have lots of bird poop so that's cool. 

Anyway guyz I'm zigo and if you see my big bro nika hes cool and his car is fast so..

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