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skeletee Posted May 18, 2025 Report Posted May 18, 2025 (edited) ARTICLE READS: Los Santos, San Andreas — In a surprising turn of events, The Girlies have announced that their lawsuit against Marco Davis, CEO of Weazel News, and Officer Wegman of the Los Santos Police Department has been dismissed due to the current lack of a functioning civil court in the state. Speaking on behalf of the group, Lola Devalera addressed the public from China, where the trio has temporarily relocated to seek anonymity and space to process. In her statement, Devalera made it clear that their move was not out of luxury but necessity, highlighting how fame has made everyday life difficult back home. She spoke candidly about the challenges the group has faced and the complex dynamic with Weazel News, revealing that The Girlies previously had a professional, creative relationship with the media outlet. They had starred in unreleased segments without compensation because they believed in the collaboration. "This wasn’t a stranger dynamic—it was a creative one, a professional one," Devalera emphasized. "That’s what made this so difficult." Although the legal battle has been put on hold, The Girlies are not giving up. Devalera expressed frustration at the lack of accountability from the LSPD regarding their involvement and actions during the incident. She questioned why public discourse has largely overlooked the role of law enforcement, while focusing intensely on the celebrity aspect of the case. "Why are the people with power never held to the same standard as those with visibility?" she challenged, insisting that the conversation should extend beyond the actions of Weazel News. Devalera also took a firm stance against sensationalizing the incident as a case of gender-based violence, clarifying that the group does not want the narrative distorted. "We’re here to tell the truth—even if it’s not trending," she asserted. Despite the setback, Devalera remained resilient and grateful to their attorney, who fought diligently despite the challenging circumstances. The Girlies made it clear that this is not the end, emphasizing their commitment to seeking accountability from the LSPD and continuing to speak their truth. "We may not have gotten justice yet—but we’re still standing. And we’re not going away." Fans around the world have expressed their unwavering support, with many calling for a deeper investigation into the role of law enforcement. As The Girlies continue to address the fallout from the case, they are determined to keep the conversation alive and ensure their voices are heard. PRESS RELEASE READS: Los Santos: The Los Santos Police Department would today like to take the opportunity, to issue a formal public statement about the recent incidents regarding Weazel News, Hayden Onizuka, Lola Devalera, Ophelia Key and the subsequent criminal case submission that was put forward this week by Mr. Darby Adler. The criminal case, of which you can find here, has been responded to by Superior Court Judge Sayaka Yukimura and the submission was rejected, owing to the lack of an active civil court set-up. While we acknowledge that this neither confirms nor denies the allegations set forth by the aforementioned, it is equally important that the public acknowledges that there is absolutely no evidence of impropriety from any Los Santos Police Department employee. In a formal capacity, it is not the policy of the Los Santos Police Department to take the sides of any individual(s) absent sufficient evidence to do so and where a violation of the San Andreas State Penal Code has taken place. However, in instances such as these, we encourage the use of our Internal Affairs department as an avenue for reporting possible cases where a person feels that we have acted incorrectly. To date, there has not been such a filing with the Los Santos Police Department and as such, we are unable to conduct a review of the incident to try and determine whether or not we acted incorrectly in this instance. Miss Devalera released a video statement on LifeInvader where she talks about looking for meaningful dialogue with the LSPD, asks for transparency from us and calls into question our conduct and wishes to seek an avenue to pursue this further. That avenue is filing a report with the Internal Affairs division, something that Miss Devalera and her associates will be extremely familiar with, at this point. However, instead of going through the proper channels, Miss Devalera has seen fit to release a video statement and the only reason that we can assume for doing that, absent a real effort to get to the bottom of this situation, is that they wish to take advantage of the Los Santos Police Department's reputation and unfortunately misuse and twist a situation to farm engagement for their pages on social media. To be clear, we take all complaints about our Officers' behavior seriously. We have a team of highly skilled and experienced investigators within the Internal Affairs Division, to deal in the facts and absolutes, where it comes to holding all of our Departmental Employees to account. In closing, we'd like to state that the opinions of our employees on social media, do not reflect the values and ethics of the Los Santos Police Department as an organisation. Personal social media is something that every person has the right to use, within the confines of the law and we encourage healthy dialogues between our communities when discussing all the important issues. ### Edited May 20, 2025 by skeletee 5 1 1
DaMasterSplinter Posted June 8, 2025 Report Posted June 8, 2025 Did you know, girlies? Jules got himself a new haircut and let me just say — it’s both slayin’ and completely unhinged. The man’s out here looking like Sonic the Hedgehog with those gravity-defying spikes ️, and to top it all off? He’s dead serious about it. Like, 100% convinced he’s entered his final form as the Lion King™. We're talking full method acting, babes. He’s been rawring at pedestrians like he's on the African savannah or something. At this point, we don’t even know if it’s a bit or if Jules really thinks he’s a majestic apex predator. He’s got cat ears, a Sonic hairstyle, a moustache, and somehow it’s giving “feral drag king but also jungle influencer.” Honestly iconic, but terrifying. Now girlies, get this—Jules went to that tragic police showcase event (without us?? no stage? no glitter? yawn), and instead of behaving, he started rawring at the police dogs like they were his enemies in the Lion Pride War. We were horrified... for 5 seconds... then we realized the dogs ignored him. At first, we thought this would totally ruin our public image , but plot twist? It’s giving marketing genius. Now people see Jules and they’re like “omg it’s the lion guy,” and then they see us and they’re like “omg it’s the GIRLIES.” He’s basically our wild mascot. Anyway, fast forward to court day . Yes babes, court, because we’re booked and busy and maybe slightly criminal . Livvy pulled up in full legal baddie mode with her queen defender and, as expected, slayed the courtroom. The other guy (some crusty flop in a wrinkled suit) kept repeating the same tired story like it was gonna get more interesting the third time. It did not. Meanwhile, Jules was in the corner… being Jules. Rawring, pacing, scanning the room like a lion trying to choose who to pounce on. And then—enter mystery man in a suit. This dude had the AUDACITY to talk smack about the girlies, saying he was gonna "kick them out." Like… who are you? So we asked. And guess what he says? “Who are you?” BABES… Not him playing the “I don’t know her” card on us. Jules? Was. Not. Having. It. He stared this man down like a zebra who just insulted the pride. Then he lunged (verbally, of course, we keep it legal-ish) with some rawrs and a few spicy remarks because Lion King don’t play And THEN. Our beloved G.Thotty herself — Lola — clapped back with, “You got no bitches and you're lame.” Mic drop, courtroom shook. Now plot twist of the century: the man goes, “I’m gay.” And here comes Jules, our chaotic jungle king, without missing a beat, saying: Even though I’m straight, if I was gay, I would never date someone that ugly. HELLOOOOO?! The absolute nerve, the savagery, the comedic timing. The man went radio silent after that. Like, not a peep. Court was won not by evidence, not by logic, but by Jules’ unfiltered rawr power and one iconic roast. And that, babes, was just another day in the legend of Lion Jules. 3 3
Chel Posted June 15, 2025 Report Posted June 15, 2025 (edited) ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ COMING SOON ║ ║ ║ ║ THE REAL GIRLIES OF LOS SANTOS ║ ║ ║ ║ Watch the Teaser Now: ║ ║ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xRCBQbtNN8 ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ Edited June 15, 2025 by Michelle_Carlson 6
Chel Posted July 21, 2025 Report Posted July 21, 2025 They say when legends leave, the city goes quiet. But this silence? It’s deafening. Yes, the rumors are true. This is our last act. The Girlies are officially retiring. And no, this isn’t some PR stunt. This isn’t a break. This is the curtain call. We built something rare in a city that eats people alive. We were chaos with class. A hurricane in lashes and lace. We were heart, humor, and heat. And now we’re ghosts — fabulous, feared, and unforgettable. From drag brunch shootouts to luxury kidnappings… From club openings to underground races… We weren’t just part of the storyline. We were the story. But here’s the truth they won’t print: The city didn’t break us. The people outside the city did. Shadows crept into our spotlight, turned joy into tension, blurred the lines too far — and babe, we don’t stay where the vibe ain’t right. We’re not leaving because we lost. We’re leaving because we outgrew the drama and disrespect on a personal level. And unlike the rest, we know when to step down before the crown gets heavy. So to the citizens of Los Santos: To those who stood with us — thank you. You made us feel happy and we enjoyed meeting each and everyone of you. To those who feared us — you had every reason to. To the ones who wrote us off? We hope you kept your notebooks. You’ll be studying this goodbye for years. We gave you blood, tears, wigs, bullets, and beauty. We turned a city into a runway, and violence into art. We laughed harder, loved louder, and lived faster than anyone else dared to. And now, the streets are just a little quieter. The clubs a little dimmer. The sparkle? Fading. Because the heartbeat of the city is gone. This isn’t just an ending. It’s an aftershock. So light a candle. Pour a drink. Tell the stories. Because the Girlies are no longer online. We’re legends now. Myths. Whispers in the wind at Legion Square. Good Night and good bye. 8
