Chunder

Pretty simple. When you're pending logout via /logout its should display ((Logging out...)) above your character's head so people around don't try interact with you. A few occasions already while logging out people have come up to me and started talking and I feel pretty rude just vanishing.

Hair Today, Gone Today The Explosions were back at it. They began to set up their sweatshop, hiring people off the street. They also secured seventeen buckets from a nearby cleaning company to put all of the sweat in as well as an inflatable pool to store vast amounts of sweat. Soon they would bottle the sweat and sell it at Herbert’s store. He thought it would sell as well, if not better, than the edible shampoo (All natural, 97% milk and 3% blood from being kicked in the face by a cow). Herbert didn’t really understand why all the cloth and sewing machines were relevant in a sweatshop business. Their delivery of new Donut hoodies arrived. They only ordered them in one size as any size besides Female 11-12 years old didn’t come with free shipping. We’re in 2020, if it doesn’t cost to send an email why should it cost something to send a box of Donut hoodies all the way from China? They were very surprised that their Go Postal driver found them, seeing that their HQ was super top secret and at no point in the online order did it mention anything about the address. (Above is an image of the parcel) * Let's take a pause from this to go over any legal disputes with Herbert’s lawyer: “I do not agree with the claims made against my client. He has no intention of speaking to or communicating in any way with the press over this matter. Why does it matter to them if he wears donut underwear? If they really wanted to know, they could just break into his house at night. It’s just up the hill from the bank, third road on the left and it’s the first house. I doubt it’s locked, he doesn’t even know how keys work.” - Herbert's Lawyer * We’d go back to some of our regularly scheduled programming but who wants to see a montage of tea being made? Yeah thought not. Might as well skip a bit. Water began flooding through the doors and they all clambered their way out as the Novak sank to the bottom of the pond. Herbert didn’t really recall how this situation occurred and thirty seconds later he couldn’t remember what situation he was attempting to recall. * Later in the day, they accidentally bumped into an ex-recruit turned narcos. They found him driving a GO postal van around and he did an excellent job of pissing them off. After they cornered him, they decided to fix his haircut. This is one of those moments in a film where it goes “2 months earlier” but it was only about 24 hours so it’s far less dramatic and less plot driven. When they first met the Ex-Recruit, he had come to them both shoeless and hairless. They brought him in, nurtured him, bottle fed him (that bottle being whiskey) and taught him he didn’t need hair to be cool. Like a day after, he had joined another gang and magically grown all his hair back. Majorly uncool. His hair didn’t last long though. Honestly he looks way better without it and there’s no crime against giving people a haircut. You never see SWAT raiding the barber shop and the Explosions weren’t even charging the man. That’s an idea they could use for next time, like you could call and order a haircut.

I like the idea. The only restriction I'd put on it is not being able to call for a taxi or emergency services as it would get super abused.

All Meetings and No Paperwork Makes Herbert a Dull Boy Not much has changed for Herbert since leaving the DOC. He still visits there every few days, he still attends meetings and on odd occasions he’s able to do paperwork. Seeing DOC from the outside after working there for so long is strange. The Explosions went to go meet up with various gangs in the city. They weren’t too well known but they already had a lot of connections. The last gang that they approached showed in force. Herbert held back wetting his pants as he knew he had met most of the men in prison and probably pissed them off somehow. They were very kind and although they knew his history, they accepted him as an equal. They didn’t want alliances as they knew they wouldn’t just be handed out to new gangs just starting up in the city. Instead they offered their guns if they were needed. They also told the gangs where their headquarters was in case they needed a place to lay low or come for backup. The Explosions are already recruiting new people to the family. Herbert demanded that he be able to give an interview and an academy to the budding recruits, so the Explosions allowed him. He pretty much ripped off most of the questions from the DOC interview but added a few extra donut related ones. They also went with his idea of staging a mock kidnapping for each interviewee, something he had tried to pass at the DOC for a few months but was never allowed to do. He also designed a rigorous academy that he totally didn’t just take from DOC. Maybe a little taken from DOC. * Quote from Herbert’s lawyer: “He designed the bloody academy so he can steal it if he likes.” Of course, the same jokes from the DOC physical test have been carried over. Such as the lie “only one person has ever completed the monkey bars” where it’s a known fact that literally everyone who has tried it has made it across. The final act, holding a donut to their heart and reciting the Donut Gang creed finished by the holy celebration of taking a large bite out of the donut. Then another bite. Then another till it was gone. After this, they welcomed their first Pony Prancer into Explosion Enterprises (Donut Gang). * It has only been a few days since the Gang has been formed but there are already impersonators walking around. While at the HQ, someone in pink and wearing a pony mask approached them. After asking repeatedly who the man was, he decided to run away but didn’t get very far after a gun was pointed at him. He refused to remove his mask and decided his best bet to get out of the situation was to throw himself off a bridge. He hit the floor and injured himself and managed to call the cops. They never found out the true identity of the fake unicorn. Looking towards the future they intended to build further ties with other gang members, the community and recruit new Pony Prancers to the gang...

The Best Things in Life Come When You Don’t Earn Them The Explosions finally decided it was time to get their child support from Undersheriff Harry Payne.They chose to hit Candy Payne as they assumed he owned the store. The cashier wasn’t too friendly and refrained from handing over any money that was in the till. A gun to his head made him slightly more persuasive and he gave us full access to his register. Herbert chose to keep watch and not take money as it would likely give him papercuts. He stood aside and gave moral support to the Explosions. The Explosions realised that Harry Payne would not know it was them reclaiming child support so Herbert wrote a note for him. It is unknown whether or not Harry Payne has received the note yet. Herbert was fine with this act of theft as it was more of reclaiming wealth rather than stealing. Not long after that, they came under fire from a crazy farmer. After subduing his friend with non-lethal .50 rounds, another farmer charged the Explosions with a knife. Herbert heroically leapt in the way and saved them from getting stabbed. He sustained a near fatal shank to the butt but it was quickly patched up by Lucy Explosion. He slept happy that night knowing his keister probably saved someone’s life. * After some much needed R&R, the Explosions met up with the Triads who were dressed for war. Whatever war this was, Herbert did not want to get involved as war usually involves killing people and it’s well known that it’s illegal to do that. A warrior of the Triads saw the immense power emanating from Herbert and knew he would be a great addition in their war. They handed him one of their assault rifles. It was kinda heavy and jabbed into his ribs uncomfortably. This was all fine as it’s well known that real guns make a RATATATATAT noise when you hold them, whereas this one did not. His legality had not yet been compromised and he still intended to keep it this way, ensuring that he would do nothing illegal. Later in the day, the Explosions came together for a meeting in their new HQ. They discussed various topics such as recruitment and whether donuts with holes were better than those that didn’t. They debated for hours. Some say they’re still discussing it now....

Date and time (provide timezone): 12/13/19. Happening all the time. Character name: Herbert Butler Issue/bug you are reporting: When the new system was added to the DOC vehicles that let them have lights on but no sirens. I found out that if a vehicle is doing this and you make distance between yourself and the vehicle, you can start to hear the sirens. Expected behavior: When you get far enough away you will be able to hear the sirens. Evidence, notes worth mentioning, steps to replicate: Pretty simple to replicate, get a DOC vehicle and move away from it and you will hear the sirens. Vehicle license plate number: Any DOC vehicle.

Anyone with access, DOC employees included, can add charges but RPly they shouldn't be able to. All government faction employees are able to do this but only PD and SD employees should.

The stacking charges is an IC issue and I'd recommend just IA reporting if you feel that's unfair. When it comes to DM in the prison, we advise just reporting people as there's not much the guards can do if they repeatedly do it. We can solitary them but ten minutes later they'll just be back at it again. When it comes to inmate interaction, we're attempting to implement a few things to promote the RP there but we still need to do other jobs around the prison, such as patrols or processing and if we have the manpower to be able to send officers inside the cellblock to interact then we do. If the inmates are DMing each other then we usually don't try to interact as it's ruining our experience as much as it is the inmates. What sort of things would people suggest that would help prison RP that we would not need admins to add (like we're already trying to get a way to lower a sentence for good RP.)