Wizard Prophet Scoobie Bathsheba

[Kazjii]

Young Scoobie ventured out onto his own by the age of fourteen due to some rather violent home life as the hands of his mother, Loraine Delteroid. His mother would grow tired of Scoobie's ever growing marvel interest in astrology which would become the spawn of Scoobies time. This would create the pit of anger in Scoobie's mother due the negligence of daily chores going unfinished and animals going unfed for the night. This would cause many domestic violence cases within the Delteroid home with Scoobie often seeing his mother in the backs of police cruisers and bruises painted on his face and arms.

 

 Anytime you would wonder where Scoobie would be, you can count on him being in the treehouse in ole' suburban Michigan where he would gaze at the night sky with a nearly broken telescope he found in the back of the foodmart one night. Scoobie found the stars alignment and general enormity of the universe in particular interesting which would fuel his future endeavors. Scoobie would find himself dabbling into crime around the age of fifteen, shortly after he ran away from home. He would find himself stealing magazines and knives from gas stations and was even caught trying to steal a gun from a gun store to protect himself against the ruthless identities on the streets. After finishing his first juvee sentence at the age of sixteen (as a result from the robbery of the gun store), young Scoobie would hitchhike miles upon miles to reach the city of Fresno, California.

 

In California, Scoobie would meet a few friends and would remain low to any police notoriety until the age of 21. At the age of 21, Scoobie has started his experiments into hard core drugs such as crystal meth, crack, and LSD. Out of these main go-to's, crack was the one Scoobie found the most intense and fulfilling. The cops in Fresno would start to know Scoobie by name and would attempt to book the young troubled man into dozens of rehabilitation facilities before throwing in the fork and pressing criminal charges. Scoobie was such a charismatic man that he would evade prison and jail time by using his sweet southern accent on the cop making them believe that he indeed wants help; however, Scoobie being stubborn and knowing crack being the only escape from reality, he would just lie to the officers into giving him the benefit of the doubt.

 

Scoobie one night attempts to take a large dose of crack with a friend of his, Shag. The substance that they have received was from a new dealer in town and neither Scoobie or Shag was familiar with the new dealer. As both of them being substance abusers, this did not phase them. As both of them draw up a dose to smoke, the room becomes vibrant with colors and saturated with sounds. Little did they know, the new dealer in town has spiked the crack with high amounts of pure acid. Scoobie asks Shag, "bro this stuff is loud" and would continue to cough while he would start seeing animals appear from the night sky. All of a sudden, his once childhood hobby came back as he starts to analyze the night sky. Shag reaches over to say to Scoobie, "Scoobie! He's talking to me, he wants us to be his prophets!". Both of the lost addicts are seeing the same entity in result of the acid giving them hardcore illusions. Both men would see a large alien-like creature that has named himself Flarg. This illusive man in the sky that claims to be Flarg starts to discuss a new world order that he has in mind and would like for Scoobie and Shag to be the honorable "Wizard Prophets" in which they will be tasked to convert non-believers to the faith of Flargism. Both Shag and Scoobie accept the offer since both of them have nearly nothing else to lose. 

 

Flarg claims that both men will have to legally change their last name to Bathsheba in honor of Flargs sister who is queen of the meteor "Hail Bob 97" which would be the resting place for Flarg. While Shag and Scoobie wake up from their bad trip and still having the immersive Flarg on their mind, they start the process of legally changing their last name. With time, both would be renamed to Scoobie Bathsheba and Shag Bathsheba and in which they start their journey to recruit members into the new faith. They will then start to build their beliefs and member base to make their almighty "drug god" happy.

 

Scoobie would one day mention the new possibilities in Los Santos, a bustling city for the working man. Scoobie thinks that this new place would be a great location for the religion that they have been trusted with to build up. After not only seeking out possible day jobs, they also look for possible drug dealers in the town so they wont have to worry about getting supplies for the Church of Flargs Communion, which is when all members of the church take a quarter gram of crack to feel enlightened when they speak to Flarg. The two young men take on the city with only one goal in mind, to expand the religion of Flargism and to grow out the population of the Bathsheba family.

 

Edited November 9, 2020 by Kazjii

[Scales]

Very detailed and i like it! Good job keep it up!

[attacktrap]

Flarg have mercy!

[dawpi]

I do not consent! Have had a few amazing role-play interaction with the bethesda gang (yes, I call it bethesda) and has been nothing but positive vibes and attitudes from them all. Keep it goin'.

[ItzRedd]

I've had very few interactions with you guys, but when I do its hella great rp and a lot of fun.

[oakes tree.]

looks great! exited to see you guys IC

[Kazjii]

(Taken from Bathsheba Family faction thread)

The Bathsheba brothers are undeniably the most powerful crime go-ers in Los Santos County. Both of these characters hold themselves to a higher caliber of perfection for their followers and more importantly, Flarg. Here today, you will learn the backstory of both of these icons and where they came from. Trigger warning, complete awesomeness.

 

"Ive become completely well adjusted being a cult figure" - Lou Jones

 

Young Scoobie ventured out onto his own by the age of fourteen due to some rather violent home life as the hands of his mother, LoraineDelteroid. His mother would grow tired ofScoobie's ever growing marvel interest inastrology which would become the spawn ofScoobies time. This would create the pit of anger in Scoobie's mother due the negligence of daily chores going unfinished and animals going unfed for the night. This would cause many domestic violence cases within the Delteroid home with Scoobie often seeing his mother in the backs of police cruisers and bruises painted on his face and arms.

 

 Anytime you would wonder where Scoobie would be, you can count on him being in the treehouse in ole' suburban Michigan where he would gaze at the night sky with a nearly broken telescope he found in the back of the foodmart one night. Scoobie found the stars alignment and general enormity of the universe in particular interesting which would fuel hisfuture endeavors. Scoobie would find himself dabbling into crime around the age of fifteen,shortly after he ran away from home. He would find himself stealing magazines and knives from gas stations and was even caught trying to steal a gun from a gun store to protect himself against the ruthless identities on the streets. After finishing his first juvee sentence at the age of sixteen (as a result from the robbery of the gun store), young Scoobie would hitchhike miles upon miles to reach the city of Fresno, California.

 

In California, Scoobie would meet a few friends and would remain low to any police notoriety until the age of 21. At the age of 21, Scoobie has started his experiments into hard core drugs such as crystal meth, crack, and LSD. Out of these main go-to's, crack was the one Scoobie found the most intense and fulfilling. The cops in Fresno would start to know Scoobie by name and would attempt to book the young troubled man into dozens of rehabilitation facilities before throwing in the fork and pressing criminal charges. Scoobie was such a charismatic man that he would evade prison and jail time by using his sweet southern accent on the cop making them believe that he indeed wants help; however, Scoobie being stubborn and knowing crack being the only escape from reality, he would just lie to the officers into giving him the benefit of the doubt.

 

Scoobie one night attempts to take a large dose of crack with a friend of his, Shag. The substance that they have received was from a new dealer in town and neither Scoobie or Shag was familiar with the new dealer. As both of them being substance abusers, this did not phase them. As both of them draw up a dose to smoke, the room becomes vibrant with colors and saturated with sounds. Little did they know, the new dealer in town has spiked the crack with high amounts of pure acid. Scoobie asks Shag, "bro this stuff is loud" and would continue to cough while he would start seeing animals appear from the night sky. All of a sudden, his once childhood hobby came back as he starts to analyze the night sky. Shag reaches over to say to Scoobie, "Scoobie! He's talking to me, he wants us to be his prophets!". Both of the lost addicts are seeing the same entity in result of the acid giving them hardcore illusions. Both men would see a large alien-like creature that has named himself Flarg. This illusive man in the sky that claims to be Flarg starts to discuss a new world order that he has in mind and would like for Scoobie and Shag to be the honorable "Wizard Prophets" in which they will be tasked to convert non-believers to the faith of Flargism. Both Shag and Scoobie accept the offer since both of them have nearly nothing else to lose. 

 

Flarg claims that both men will have to legally change their last name to Bathsheba in honor of Flargs sister who is queen of the meteor "Hail Bob 97" which would be the resting place for Flarg. While Shag and Scoobie wake up from their bad trip and still having the immersive Flarg on their mind, they start the process of legally changing their last name. With time, both would be renamed to Scoobie Bathsheba and Shag Bathsheba and in which they start their journey to recruit members into the new faith. They will then start to build their beliefs and member base to make their almighty "drug god" happy.

 

Scoobie would one day mention the new possibilities in Los Santos, a bustling city for the working man. Scoobie thinks that this new place would be a great location for the religion that they have been trusted with to build up. After not only seeking out possible day jobs, they also look for possible drug dealers in the town so they wont have to worry about getting supplies for the Church of Flargs Communion, which is when all members of the church take a quarter gram of crack to feel enlightened when they speak to Flarg. The two young men take on the city with only one goal in mind, to expand the religion of Flargism and to grow out the population of the Bathsheba family.

 

Early morning chirps, the sound of a blaring alarm clock, and the sheets violently being torn off the bed. Shag Reynolds was a pristine student and had a rather comfortable childhood. Parent's marriage was sailing smooth, financial troubles no where in sight, and a foreseeable future in the field of space. Shag has expressed his interest, similar to Scoobie, in ways such as seeking out the unknown in the night sky. If you didn't know where Shag was, he was most likely hiding in his room finding different star patterns always pointing out Ryans Belt. Shag's grades in school were unheard of: 4.4 GPA, enrolled in every single AP course offered by his high school, leader and ambassador of the Future Sky Runners of America - Shag was a pretty successful kid. 

Shag would throughout his high school career experience many encounters of bullying, some instances causing physical harm. Shag you see had a disorder where his body would develop much slower than the rest of the kids. No armpit hair, no chest hair, and a high pitch voice would be the root problem to his bullying issue. While this may be a problem, Shag made it a turning point for him to focus on school and power through the evil he faced at school. He wanted to make a point to his enemies that he will one day send a man to the moon and would make it to the Forbes 100. 

Time dawns on Shag's senior year of high school. Shag scores a perfect SAT and ACT score of 1600 and 36 and uses both of these scores to apply to all of his dream colleges such as Yale, Harvard, Brown, and John Hopkins. The months passing by would drive Shag crazy but time would eventually pass and the results were in. His parents Maria and Joseph Reynolds would gather around their old apple computer and open the email from each school individually. Out of the 6 Ivy league schools he applies to, he was accepted by 5 of them. Shag and his parents shout in excitement, Shag's hard work finally payed off!

After days of making hard decisions and plotting the advantages and disadvantages of each school, Shag would accept the offer from Harvard and would further major in their aerospace engineering program which evidently is the most prestigious program in the country. Shag is chasing his dreams, he set his mind to it and he accomplished not only his goal but his parents dream. Shag was going to make history, people were going to admire him on TV and would dream of meeting this talented young man.

Shag goes onto making the Dean's list every year of his college career and was chosen to be the Valedictorian for the class of 2007. Shag graduated with a 4.0 at the top of his class while also being the leader of Harvards Space Club. During his stay at Harvard, Shag would take multiple internships from NASA and other various space engineering groups for experience. They all loved him. At the peak of his senior year, one of the prior internships he worked for in Fresno, California offered him a full-time job to help build a rocket to bring supplies to the IST. With no hesitation Shag took the offer and started the next chapter of his life.

While Shag starts to get acclimated to his new job in Fresno, he meets a young street boy by the name of Scoobie Delteroid who asked him for "powder money" - street code for cocaine. Shag being the professional working class man he was denied the request and went about his day while getting onto the public bus to get to work. Days dawn new and the cycle repeated, Shag would eventually give in and spark conversation with Scoobie where they would actually find a lot in common. They both like space and the unknown and both enjoy Star Wars.  Shag would leave work early at times to continue their conversation from the early morning. Thus began the friendship.

Scoobie would invite Shag to a outdoor movie where they were previewing all the Star Wars movies in order. Shag had bit of a nerd-gasm and decided to join Scoobie. During the first movie they showed, Scoobie asked Shag if he wanted some blow to stay awake for all of the movies. At first, Shag would deny but after some of Scoobie's master manipulation he gave in and tried some. The first sniff of the blow was the instant addiction to something Shag never experienced before. The night would go on and they would watch the whole Star Wars trilogy.

Days and nights following, Scoobie and Shag would do more and more drugs causing a steep decline in Shags performance as professional in the workforce. He would start calling out of work and would come in hours late. In return, Shag was fired from the company due to negligence of the company policy. Shag obviously being out of his dream job, he lived with Scoobie on the streets where he would experiment with all kinds of drugs.

The night they overdosed on acid was the night Shag changed his last name to Bathsheba and began the trek with Scoobie to create a religion for the lord almighty Flarg. These two would die for Flarg and will eliminate all people who say Flarg is a false being or fake.