branning12 Posted April 8, 2020 Report Posted April 8, 2020 In our great state that we call Los Santos, there is one thing we are always doing. Watching.. Sometimes it's suspicious minds, other times it's just a force of habit. Crime is typically tucked away in the underground, only for a short period of time. That is until we notice it, and shortly everyone knows. If this is the case.. HOW DID NOBODY SEE ME THROW A DAMN MOTEL PARTY?! I mean come on! I had a fucking beer helmet the same color as my short-shorts! After standing out by the road for a while, I decided fuck it! Vespucci Canals it is! I pretended to be drowning for like five minutes, and these three guys fishing off the pier calmly says, "Damn, could you get this gay floater out of my hook?" HE HOOKED ME IN MY FUCKING SHORTS! My final question is, who's fucking grandparents did I disrespect, to be blue balled by the public? -Clay Cunningham P.S. The mustache isn't that creepy, give it a chance.
