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Prison Letter from Crispy:

Dear Outside World,

It has been almost a year since I've seen the light of day, but I still hate Commander Palmer just as much as I did when I beat him up in my cell after putting me in solitary. I miss my drugs, it's so boring in here. If anyone has drugs they'd like to donate to poor old Crispy, please sneak them into the prison and deliver them to me :).

Thanks,

Crispy. 

Michael Kidd - Waiting for my interview at the Downtown Cab Company. My cousin Crispy got busted and sent to prison again, this time for four years.

Crispy's Charges:

Felony Evasion (1)

Grand Theft Auto (2)

Criminal Threats (3)

Battery (1)

FOLLOW ME EVERYBODY!