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[La Jodi Whittle]

Sorry for posting so much today but I have a lot on my mind!
So I'm sick of taking Ls and ive recently gotten into hardcore crime including but not limited to suckerpunching police officers (albeit corrupt ones) in federally surveilled areas and I've just been like thinking..why not join a gang you know! 

I know the pigs frequent these corners of the web and they'll likely see this but I like don't care anymore clearly I mean, I did punch that mf on CAMERA! You know how in 2011 everyone was all like I've got no fux to give mayneee xxD well..I was too young to understand back then but I get it now! So if you've got a gang and u wanna pimp me and my cousins out, so be it! We'll be throwin all this cat and u BETTER not duck! You need a shoota? Give me a gun and I'll shoot ANYONE up. No discrimination (I am a liberal).

I will deal drugs, I will smuggle drugs, I will aid in human trafficking and I can type 70 wpm (blogger)
I also know basic math (what's 2+2? Gonorrhea!)

I am cute and shapely thick in all the right places, I have a cute face unlike a lot of these hoes on the streets of Los Santos (Paleto Bay is more tolerable imo those redneck bitches got it down!)

I've been killing small animals ever since I was like 4 years old. I'm also really into arson and blowing shit up!

Im naive and impressionable so if you wanna like take away all my agency I would probably let you if you buy me high end candy (reese's pieces)


Anyway! My name's Jodi Whittle, my bones are brittle - Just kidding! That was me rapping (I'm known for randomly rapping although Star is like the rapper in our friend group I'm more known for singing, doing ad-libs et cetera)

So that's that. If you're a cop and read this: You can't prosecute me because this is all just roleplay, like those shoplifting haul blogs. So yeah if any of you come up to me and ur like Miss Whittle ur under arrest, just know, i will sue you.

If ur a sexy hot gang member (girl or guy i swing both ways) HIT ME UP! There's 4 of us - that's a LOT of crime potential!

Also if u've ever seen the movie "Wanted"  with angelina jolie.. first off Angelina and I are friends! I also know Brad Pitt, but thats beside the point. U know how in the movie, to become an assassin the guy needs to learn how to clip the wings off a poo fly with a gun? I can do that. And u know how he also needs to learn how to curve bullets? I can do that too. So I can like shoot and like..move my arm really hard and the bullet will curve. That's a really useful skill in shootouts.


CONTACT ME! I know you hoes know who I am! Jodi Whittle wants to join YOUR GANG!
And star

[La Jodi Whittle]

By the way: we're mixed with a lot of races. So we can join any gang. Preferably no mayo (ypipo).