John Vayro Posted July 21, 2024 Report Posted July 21, 2024 Need somewhere discreet to bring your side piece? Then this little bangpad is perfect for you. With newly installed bedsheets for you to ruin on your weekend conquest, you can grind down with whomever you please! A massive bed for you to 'throw down' and an en-suite to wash off the shame and guilt. Been to the club and got homesick, so you decided to sniff your key? Well, this apartment is the reason. Boasting 6 parking spaces for you to store your 'killa bad boy whip, innit?' and plenty of space for you to wonder around with your nards out. This exquisite Penthouse, is cheap enough for you to boast that you own it (Dont tell them you're renting it, tell em you own it, it drops kecks quicker than I can down a shot) Located in the upmarket Eclipse Towers, just down the road from the pawn shop, where you can grab yourself that cheap, stolen watch and 'cool' ear piercing that makes you look wellard. Renting out at a mere 50k per week, you can tell all of your friends that your new crib is 'dope' and 'slay' If you would like to rent out this cheeky lil apartment, then contact John Vayro on 5348740. Weed snorters need not apply.
Sigma Posted July 21, 2024 Report Posted July 21, 2024 @Babalicious For you and that special someone?