Hiya, the name is Jimmy, Jimmy Belugio. I come down from the city of the beautiful New Jersey, I grew tired of those damn shoobie beach mongers, also taking up my space when I'm trying to relax by the wader. I, myself, work for the local circus here in Jersey, I'm what they call the Ape Wonder of the World. I wasn't born with the great looks of the "The Boss," I was born looking like I stepped off the set as an extra from those damn Planet of the Apes movies. The doc calls it Hypertrichosis, I call it Bigfootitis, I'm covered toe to head in brown fur. I was never really made fun of here, probably because I'm about as strong as the big man himself. I was never really able to fulfill my dream of joining the police force here, but hopefully a change in scenery can help lively up the ol hair on my ass. I'm a good worker, always picking up jobs when the circus is closed, just trying to make my new life here not fuckin miserable.
