Howdy yall. I've been waiting at this bus stop for twelve days now, waiting for the number ten to take me to Los Santos. Sorry about my appearance, I hope I don't smell to bad. Oh, be careful of my poop pile over there in the corner, it would be a shame if you stepped in it. If you need to go use my bathroom there, go ahead. Anyways, I hope this number ten bus will be here shortly, I come from Texas. I had a bit of a gambling problem, and let's just say I've made a few enemies. Now I'm skipping town trying to start a new life. Do you have something to eat? I'm pretty hungry.
