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FunFunFuneral is a family run business that has been operating since 2015 by the Martinez brothers. This business was started as death is an inevitable part in the equation of human existence, so the need to prepare for it cannot be overlooked and people are dying to get buried by us.

The Martinez brothers moved to Los Santos in late 2014 from Columbia hoping to find larger and greater opportunities. Pacho was the first to move and his brothers did not take long to follow. FunFunFuneral provides interment and funeral services for the dead and their families; these services may include a prepared wake and funeral, and the provision of a chapel for the funeral. The services and amenities that will be made available to our clients;

  • Providing funeral director services
  • Providing embalming services
  • Operating funeral homes combined with crematories
  • Providing mortician services
  • Providing visitation or viewing services
  • Providing funeral services
  • Providing graveside committal services
  • Direct cremation services
  • Selling funeral merchandise (e.g. caskets, flowers and obituary notices)
  • Transporting the deceased

 

Meeting the Brothers

 

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Examples of our Work

 

 

 

Getting to know some Locals

 

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20 hours ago, Chrisy said:

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FunFunFuneral is a family run business that has been operating since 2015 by the Martinez brothers. This business was started as death is an inevitable part in the equation of human existence, so the need to prepare for it cannot be overlooked and people are dying to get buried by us.

The Martinez brothers moved to Los Santos in late 2014 from Columbia hoping to find larger and greater opportunities. Pacho was the first to move and his brothers did not take long to follow. FunFunFuneral provides interment and funeral services for the dead and their families; these services may include a prepared wake and funeral, and the provision of a chapel for the funeral. The services and amenities that will be made available to our clients;

  • Providing funeral director services
  • Providing embalming services
  • Operating funeral homes combined with crematories
  • Providing mortician services
  • Providing visitation or viewing services
  • Providing funeral services
  • Providing graveside committal services
  • Direct cremation services
  • Selling funeral merchandise (e.g. caskets, flowers and obituary notices)
  • Transporting the deceased

 

Meeting the Brothers

 

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Examples of our Work

 

 

 

Getting to know some Locals

 

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Just wanted to say thank you for one of the best RP's I have experienced on this server. Not only was he organized but Gilberto was very professional and courteous not to mention patient when we were having some troubles gathering everyone for the funeral. I would recommend these guys and their service to anyone looking to have some good RP and fun. Or if you have a fallen comrade you wish to pay tribute to and lay to rest then these guys are who you are looking for. Awesome work guys keep it up and hope to see you around more in the community.

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We had some difficult situations today, one being where there was no family members to retrieve the body or pay for the funeral so we took matter into our own hands. We hope to not run into this situation very often and we have had a pleasure working alongside the Pillbox Medical Department lately. 

 

 

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Hector, Miguel and Gilberto travelled to some beauty spots in Los Santos to get some photos for their upcoming website

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Gilberto tried to get some new clients at the bank but the rain made everyone stay at home

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Hector, Miguel and Gilberto carried out their first cremation, it was successful

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The three brothers posed next to an advertisement they setup at St. Brigid Baptist Church, Paleto Bay

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Three of the Martinez brothers met up with a man in a clown mask, the man in the clown mask asked if he could pay for the Martinez brothers services. 

The man in the clown mask chose to pay for the services with an illegal firearm.

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Unknowingly the Martinez brothers were actually burying the man alive.

During Gilberto's speech unwanted visitors came to the service as they received a call from the man in the casket.

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The local police forced the Martinez brothers to dig up the casket and remove the man inside. 

All of the brothers were then placed in cuffs and searched. 

Unfortunately for Gilberto, he still had the illegal firearm used as payment for the funeral.

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The Martinez Brothers were then put into police cruisers and taken to prison for attempted murder.

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Max Schwartz managed to grab a few images of the funeral on his new camera he saved up all of his pocket money for.

 

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A humbling reception for the "Deceased" awaited in the cemetery.

 

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Gilberto's warming words of past times and testament brought tears to the mourners. 

 

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The dead man's friend payed tribute to his "fallen" comrade in arms.

 

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An eerie yet elegant performance by the funeral director brought silence to the crows.

 

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May God have mercy on this poor soul... For snitching to the cops! The wrath of Max Schwartz has been untethered and he whom sold him to the police shall pay a price... A price in which no mortal man can afford.

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