Chrisy Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 FunFunFuneral is a family run business that has been operating since 2015 by the Martinez brothers. This business was started as death is an inevitable part in the equation of human existence, so the need to prepare for it cannot be overlooked and people are dying to get buried by us. The Martinez brothers moved to Los Santos in late 2014 from Columbia hoping to find larger and greater opportunities. Pacho was the first to move and his brothers did not take long to follow. FunFunFuneral provides interment and funeral services for the dead and their families; these services may include a prepared wake and funeral, and the provision of a chapel for the funeral. The services and amenities that will be made available to our clients; Providing funeral director services Providing embalming services Operating funeral homes combined with crematories Providing mortician services Providing visitation or viewing services Providing funeral services Providing graveside committal services Direct cremation services Selling funeral merchandise (e.g. caskets, flowers and obituary notices) Transporting the deceased Meeting the Brothers Examples of our Work Getting to know some Locals 7 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msato Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) Reserved. Edited April 20, 2019 by CallumMontie 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tomvd682 Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 When does recruitment open? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisy Posted April 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Tomvd682 said: When does recruitment open? We're currently not looking for any other members as we have a secure team as you can clearly see. We hope to see you around though! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamalBratan Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 I laik it. Good luck with this Vegan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobDude Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 Haha I like Hector Martinez face, pretty hilarious. Good luck, I hope to see factions like these become official instead of the standard gang-based. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzidy Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Had a lot of fun rping the funeral, really well done! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrockOlly Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyruss613 Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 (edited) 20 hours ago, Chrisy said: FunFunFuneral is a family run business that has been operating since 2015 by the Martinez brothers. This business was started as death is an inevitable part in the equation of human existence, so the need to prepare for it cannot be overlooked and people are dying to get buried by us. The Martinez brothers moved to Los Santos in late 2014 from Columbia hoping to find larger and greater opportunities. Pacho was the first to move and his brothers did not take long to follow. FunFunFuneral provides interment and funeral services for the dead and their families; these services may include a prepared wake and funeral, and the provision of a chapel for the funeral. The services and amenities that will be made available to our clients; Providing funeral director services Providing embalming services Operating funeral homes combined with crematories Providing mortician services Providing visitation or viewing services Providing funeral services Providing graveside committal services Direct cremation services Selling funeral merchandise (e.g. caskets, flowers and obituary notices) Transporting the deceased Meeting the Brothers Examples of our Work Getting to know some Locals Just wanted to say thank you for one of the best RP's I have experienced on this server. Not only was he organized but Gilberto was very professional and courteous not to mention patient when we were having some troubles gathering everyone for the funeral. I would recommend these guys and their service to anyone looking to have some good RP and fun. Or if you have a fallen comrade you wish to pay tribute to and lay to rest then these guys are who you are looking for. Awesome work guys keep it up and hope to see you around more in the community. Edited April 21, 2019 by cyruss613 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisy Posted April 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 We had some difficult situations today, one being where there was no family members to retrieve the body or pay for the funeral so we took matter into our own hands. We hope to not run into this situation very often and we have had a pleasure working alongside the Pillbox Medical Department lately. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Pete Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Hector, Miguel and Gilberto travelled to some beauty spots in Los Santos to get some photos for their upcoming website Gilberto tried to get some new clients at the bank but the rain made everyone stay at home Hector, Miguel and Gilberto carried out their first cremation, it was successful The three brothers posed next to an advertisement they setup at St. Brigid Baptist Church, Paleto Bay 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serthon Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 i hope i get buried by these professionals 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msato Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, Serthon said: i hope i get buried by these professionals We do cremations as well, don't limit your options 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotchfishy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 A harrowing yet hopeful photo of the great gents over at FunFunFunerals! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyyyG Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 (edited) Three of the Martinez brothers met up with a man in a clown mask, the man in the clown mask asked if he could pay for the Martinez brothers services. The man in the clown mask chose to pay for the services with an illegal firearm. Unknowingly the Martinez brothers were actually burying the man alive. During Gilberto's speech unwanted visitors came to the service as they received a call from the man in the casket. The local police forced the Martinez brothers to dig up the casket and remove the man inside. All of the brothers were then placed in cuffs and searched. Unfortunately for Gilberto, he still had the illegal firearm used as payment for the funeral. The Martinez Brothers were then put into police cruisers and taken to prison for attempted murder. Edited May 3, 2019 by MikeyyyG 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotchfishy Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Max Schwartz managed to grab a few images of the funeral on his new camera he saved up all of his pocket money for. A humbling reception for the "Deceased" awaited in the cemetery. Gilberto's warming words of past times and testament brought tears to the mourners. The dead man's friend payed tribute to his "fallen" comrade in arms. An eerie yet elegant performance by the funeral director brought silence to the crows. May God have mercy on this poor soul... For snitching to the cops! The wrath of Max Schwartz has been untethered and he whom sold him to the police shall pay a price... A price in which no mortal man can afford. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaminLord Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Didn't expect the service to be so good, but from first glance, these guys seemed like veterans! They dug up the grave and took the casket within seconds! Will definitely hit these guys up after they get released! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_MacAleese Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Fair play to the team! Really enjoyed reading over this and hope to roleplay with you guys in the future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...