The Long Con
Nacho having been with the Russian Mob for quite a while now was chilling with his bratans at the Russian HQ celebrating our gun connection with the cartel, the russians were minding there own business downing drinks and blasting music until a PD Operation hit the HQ and Nacho went down for possesion of an illegal firearm.
During his ride down to the SADOC he stayed friendly and cordial with the officers because who knows when this kindness will repay itself or you can exploit them, Once Nacho arrived at the prison he saw his favorite guard Yuki Nakamura and marched over to her and asked her to process him which she did. Nacho still stayed polite with the CO's during this as much as he hated being inside the prison. But in the end all the politeness pays off when Nacho was granted free use of the kitchen along with another inmate by Yuki and Warden Sanchez.
While inside the kitchen Nacho decided he wanted to make some quesedilla's even though he belongs with the Russian Mob he is a vato at heart. He gathered the neccesary ingredients and was granted a knife to chop the vegetables by the warden herself who kept him under her watchful gaze, it was a crying shame she did not keep her attention on the other inmate who decided to tamper with the gas canister in the kitchen causing a massive explosion. Immediatly after the explosion Nacho realized the opportunity that was presented to him.
Once released he thought of a plan and how to execute it. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Step one: The lie
After scouring the internet and doing his research on PTSD symptoms he presented himself to Pillbox and requested CRU treatment, After numerous sessions with Samantha Tenbe from MD, he finally managed to convince her enough of his faked symptoms and managed to complete the first stage of his plan. Get a statement.
Step two: Bullshit your way to success
With the statement in hand he filed a liability claim vs the San Andreas Department of Corrections, Nacho made a lengthy IA case involving written and recorded statements from MD regarding Nacho's ''wellbeing'' and Yuki's recorded statement that he came in as a normal individual and left a ''broken man''
Nacho mustered as much bullshit as he possibly could and used every detail from the incident to great effect and flung a massive IA case towards the DOC demanding a sum of half a million dollars to cover his expenses and get his treatment started.
Step three: When in doubt, lay it on even more
Nacho's next step was to make a complete fool out of himself but hey if it paid for his criminal lifestyle he would not care. He decided to take it one step further and take it to LifeInvader. Driving to multiple locations around the city making pitiful pictures of himself and his ''illness'' his aim was to get it trending and make it public knowledge whilst also putting the DOC's treatment of Nacho out there on social media.
After a while Nacho got a response from the DOC and it went back and forth in mails and social media posts from Nacho trying to garner attention and strength for his scam.
Though every scam ends at some point whilst Nacho was willing to take the commisioners into his social media rants and even be willing to take this to court it was not needed in the end. The DOC conceded a bit and offered him $100K as an initial settlement
Nacho believed he could swindle the DOC a bit more though and went in on a final hail mary attempt.
Feeling as he milked this cash cow as much has he possibly could he would accept the final settlement offer made by the DOC
Step four: Say yes, say thank you, but think screw you!
Nacho showed up at the DOC signed that waiver under the watchfull eye of Solomon Cobb whilst still keeping up the act of being scared of everything that could cause an explosion, he was brought to the bank by Solomon Cobb himself and handed the money and was brought back to the DOC, he walked away a very healthy and sane man but one that had an additional $150K in his bank account. Nacho looked over his shoulder once more at the prison and could only think of one thing.
Thank you & Screw you!